Vanessa Minnillo Is Pregnant, Jessica Simpson is Likely P*ssed

March 5, 2012 1:30 pm     Posted in Celebrity, Entertainment, TMZ RSS  Alexandra Gehringer g+ page


By Alexandra Gehringer

Everyone knows that Jessica Simpson is waaay pregnant (Have you seen a recent picture of her?), but — surprise! — Nick Lachey announced this morning that his wife, Vanessa Minnillo, is also expecting. Jeez, Jess and Nick can’t seem to do anything without the other following suit. Is it a competition thing? A getting even thing? Or maybe the cosmos just want these two to be forever aligned. Who knows! While we can speculate on that business all day, I’m more interested in the lives these celeb offspring will lead growing up in the care of B-List pop stars.

Jessica Simpson will make her child, regardless of gender, model for her handbag line. Nick will pray for a son with whom he can create a 90s revival boy band with. Their spouses will just shake their heads in shame/embarrassment.

What do you guys think? Which of these kids has the odds in their favor for growing up as normal as possible?

8 Comments on "Vanessa Minnillo Is Pregnant, Jessica Simpson is Likely P*ssed"

  1. geesh says:
    Mon, 5th Mar 20122:35 pm 

    really??? I mean Really? lets let them all have healthy babies. Its time the NICK & Jessica stuff stopped. Both have moved on. For all you know there childen might date one day!

  2. jay says:
    Mon, 5th Mar 20122:52 pm 

    These two seemed to have moved on and probably wish each other the best, and if not i'm sure she's more concerned about her own pregnancy than anyone else.

  3. Katie Garrity - North Central College says:
    Tue, 6th Mar 20122:35 pm 

    I wish them all well, and I hope they do for each other as well. Though I think I need to go watch reruns of Newlyweds because that was the absolute best television program to ever air.

  4. @azmomo2 says:
    Tue, 6th Mar 20126:14 pm 

    Nicks… they seem to stay out of the spotlight, but I think Papa Joe will think of some reality show for Jess and the spawn.

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