Do You Know Why Snooki’s Really Engaged?

By Katie G.

Rumors are flying that our beloved Jersey Shore meatball, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, is not only pregnant, but also on her way to being a wife! She is rumored to be engaged to her serious boyfriend and gorilla juicehead, Jionni LaValle. Now, I know a lot of you are probably thinking that the last thing we need in this world is Snooki’s offspring, but I’m rooting for her to be a great mother and have a happy life as a happy wife. Plus, Jionni seems pretty level-headed and normal in contrast to the rest of those crazy guidos and guidettes we see running around the clubs and fist-pumping all night to house music…that’s always a good sign that she could get it together.

Most will probably assume that this wedding is one of the “shotgun” variety — that Snooki’s only tying the knot because she’s knocked up — but what if she found the lid to her pot the cap to her bottle of tanning oil and just wants to enjoy the perks of marriage? I’ve decided to come up with a few reasons why Snooki could be walking down the aisle other than the baby on the way and her love for her fiance.

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