Things Worse Than A Hulk Hogan Sex Tape

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Sex tapes, everybody has one! Well, maybe not, but sometimes it sure seems that way. Another day, another announcement about a potential celebrity sex tape. And by “celebrity,” I mean random D-lister that you sorta forgot about. Until they had a sex tape.

It’s always tough to tell whether these celebs are victims, or whether they’re following the Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton get-famous-from-having-your-sex-tape-“leaked” scheme.

So who might we be able to expect the next celeb sex tape from? I’ll give you a hint: think yellow spandex and reality TV. That’s right, it’s Hulk Hogan. Apparently, a mysterious “someone” is shopping around a Hulk Hogan sex tape to major porn companies. And I have something I’d like to say to those companies: please, please no. The world does not need a Hulk Hogan sex tape. The thought makes me cringe. So, to cheer myself up, I’ve made a list of things that are worse than a Hulk Hogan sex tape. Here they are.

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