7 Ways to Ruin a First Kiss

March 17, 2012 6:00 pm     Posted in Advice, Relationships, Sex  Katie G. - North Central College g+ page


By Katie G.

First kisses are the beginning of something wonderful. It’s the perfect end to a wonderful first date. It’s the promise of things yet to come. They give us butterflies like no other kiss can. Some people say everything you need to know is in that first kiss. But sometimes first kisses can be less than wonderful. They can be an awkward, uncomfortable and a horrifying moment that scars us for life (just speaking hypothetically…not like it’s ever happened to me…ahem) There’s so much pressure that sometimes we get so nervous and anxious we screw the whole thing up.

There are 100 ways to screw up a first kiss and many of them have plagued me over the years. From tsunamis of saliva to sudden sneeze attacks, I’ve compiled a list of how first kisses can be ruined in an instant.

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    10 Comments on "7 Ways to Ruin a First Kiss"

    1. butimbeautiful says:
      Sat, 17th Mar 20127:51 pm 

      I like it. I've probably had ALL those sorts of kisses!

    2. Jessica says:
      Sun, 18th Mar 20121:29 am 

      you forgot the bird-kissers. the ones where they're so stiff lipped that it's like you're getting pecked by a bird on the lips with uneven pressure. gotta say, i've taught several boys how to kiss from real life to over email but no one i've ever known was that horrendous. a guy can recover from a bad breath kiss if you tell him about it acceptingly, he can't recover from a horrendous kiss like THAT.

    3. maddie says:
      Sun, 18th Mar 20122:31 am 

      slide 5 has a typo. Unless both parties were doing large amounts of salvia at the time..

    4. maddie says:
      Sun, 18th Mar 20122:32 am 

      also says salvia in the intro haha.

    5. Abby says:
      Sun, 18th Mar 20122:56 pm 

      haha such a true article!
      http://onestilettoatatime.blogspot.com

    6. mram says:
      Sun, 18th Mar 20123:05 pm 

      it says five ways to ruin a first kiss…there are seven…

    7. Garnet – Columbia University says:
      Mon, 19th Mar 201211:01 am 

      The super sloppy kissers are the worst. Few things are more disappointing than a guy who slobbers all over you.

    8. me2 says:
      Sat, 24th Mar 20129:49 pm 

      What about those horrible kisses where they bump your teeth with theirs? I've only had it happen once and I was kind of like WTF?

    9. cindee says:
      Thu, 12th Apr 20123:14 pm 

      looolll….dis tips jas had me laffin esp d sloppy kissers…dey r soo disgusting

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