Geraldo Rivera Tweets Insanity! [Photos]

By Alexandra Gehringer

Geraldo Rivera has been sounding off today about how he feels Trayvon Martin’s hoodie is to blame for his murder. Apparently kids who wear hoodies look like gangsters, and gangsters get shot. Duh. Why didn’t someone explain this to us sooner?

Kids and teens who aren’t white should not be wearing hoodies. They should also not partake in any suspicious activities including, but not limited to: walking, talking, breathing and leaving the house. If you’re black, just stay indoors. You don’t want someone to think you’re outside, heading to one of those gangster meetings. It’s an easy mistake to make and, rightly so, you’ll probably end up dead.

So thank you, Geraldo. Thank you for explaining to us that it’s so easy to confuse regular kids who are just outside, chillin’ in their hoodies and eating Skittles, with hardcore gang members who deserve to be shot by a crazy member of the community watch program.

Take a look at more of Geraldo’s wisdom, as displayed via his Twitter account. He discusses the Trayvon case and shares some other real intellectual gems.