The World’s Least Sexy Sex Toys [Photos]

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As I wrote this post, I was taken back to a moment on The Hills (judge me) when Kristin Cavallari commented that sex with Brody Jenner was “very vanilla”. She and a friend were in a sex toy shop when this conversation arose. Sex toys were invented to make the act of getting it on a little more spice and a little less vanilla, but some toys are just way too disturbing and make me want to lock up my vagina forever and throw away the key. I wouldn’t consider myself a very “vanilla” person, but this stuff is just way too out there.

I told my CC editor, Alex, that I am going to have to delete my Google history after writing this post because people are going to think I’m a huge weirdo S&M freaky sex addict. This stuff is way past whips and chains and all that stuff Rihanna likes–this stuff is just plain weird. Some of these toys are just for a party of one which is also super creepy and depressing. But hey, I’m not one to judge. Although I think this is super weird, if this is your cup of tea and makes you happy, go for it. More power to you.

Check out the gallery below of some of the weirdest sex toys around!

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[Lead image via NinaMalyna/Shutterstock]

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