Things That Are Likely To Happen When I’m Drunk [Infographic]

I think that alcohol is really revealing. When we’re drunk, we basically become less-inhibited versions of ourselves. We have no filter, so we say all the things we really mean, and do all the things we really want to do. Needless to say, these things can be surprising. They never fail to be entertaining though. Can’t decide if you like someone? I say, go out with them and see if you like them drunk. Mean drunk? Secretly a vicious person inside. Really whiny drunk? Secretly complaining every minute of every day.

Here at College Candy, we think everyone should embrace their drunk selves (read: real selves) for who they really are. So we made this handy infographic for you, about the things that are likely to happen when you’re drunk. Don’t even try to lie to yourself, you know you recognize at least a few of these points.



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  2. Caitlin-University of Alabama says:

    Yes to all of these things.

  3. hurtorheal says:

    Reblogged this on Hurt Or Heal.

  4. Aly says:

    True story haha

  5. Kate says:

    LAWLZ HAHA ITS SO CYOOT THAT I GET TOO DRUNK TO WALK!!11!!ONEONEONE!1! Uhhhh NO. Ladies, don't be dumbasses. Getting so drunk that you're drooling on yourself, stumbling around, and passing out in the cab is a good way to end up injured or taken advantage of. Be safe, watch your drinking, and don't encourage the kind of culture where this kind of behavior is acceptable or made into cutesy infographics. I'm not saying you can't go out and get your drink on, but don't get so hammered that you're dangerously out of control. NOBODY LIKES THAT GIRL. It's one small step from drooling to puking ladies.

  6. Amy says:

    LOL love this!

    1. nonalcoholicmartini says:

      spot on? you're in high school. please tell me all about the crazy shenanigans you get up to after your late night escapades at the bars, I'm genuinely curious.

    2. limemartini says:

      if you are so genuinely curious about a random person on the internet then just contact me.

  7. Karli says:

    haha i love this! Definitely sharing on my website. And for those drunk nights out I'd say every girl needs the shame saver: http://www.minisavers.com/the-shame-saver.html

    theres also a funny video about it: http://youtu.be/Mjq43DyxZAo

  8. Common.Sense.FTW says:

    Look, I’m not gonna sugar coat it…. The reason I never drink is because drinking is downright DANGEROUS.

    If I, as a woman, were to get drunk, I may as well hang a sign around my neck saying the following…..

    “Hey!! I am completely incapable of making informed decisions, defending myself or running away without tripping!! In fact, there’s a good chance I won’t be able to move at all! Also, if somebody were to rape me, the courts would blame me because I was drunk, not you, so please STEP RIGHT UP AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME!!”

    Drinking is dumb at best, and dangerous at worst. Best just to leave it alone.

    1. beerlover says:

      It's cool if you don't want to drink, but your attitude perpetuates the idea that it's ok to victim blame and that women who are preyed upon while drunk somehow "deserve" it or were "asking for it". Although I agree with you that the kind of drinking celebrated in this poorly though-through post is dangerous, I don't see anything wrong with social drinking. I don't think women should have to forgo alcohol if that is their idea of having fun, but at the same time I think women should be more careful about how we go about it, and not glorify this kind of immature and reckless behavior (seriously, you can fuck yourself up falling in heels). You're also conflating drinking, which could be no more than a glass of wine with dinner, with binge drinking, which can lead to being assaulted or death. Drinking like a mature adult can be fun. Drinking to drool in a cab while desperately texting your ex boyfriend for a hookup in between stuffing mcd's into your face is pathetic.

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