The internet is obsessed with Courtney Stodden. Men are obsessed with Courtney Stodden. What would it be like to BE Courtney Stodden? At first glance, it looks like her life is wearing swimsuits for photo shoots in random places. But as you really start investigating, you’ll see that she plays volleyball, supports America, and judging by how seriously she gets into Christmas and Easter, it’s safe to say she’s pretty religious. Is Courtney Stodden the quintessential All-American Girl? Can someone please call up Lena Denham and request that Courtney Stodden make a cameo appearance on next week’s episode of ‘Girls?’ This is definitely serious.