18 Reasons Why Kate Upton is NOT Better Than You

May 2, 2012 3:40 pm     Posted in Celebrity, Entertainment, Inline Gallery, Rotating Marquee  Garnet Henderson g+ page


By Garnet Henderson

Back when Kate Upton’s Sports Illustrated cover came out, we gave you 17 reasons why Kate Upton is better than you. The post was made in fun, and was meant to celebrate Kate for being a beautiful, confident lady. But today, a new video came out that made us question our love for Kate Upton. In the video, she’s dancing around in her famous red bikini for documented creep photographer Terry Richardson.

Worst part? Terry actually reaches over to adjust Kate’s bikini strap at the beginning of the video. Eew. Come on Kate, don’t let him do that to you! Yeah, you look pretty great in that bikini. But the fact that you’re bouncing around for Terry Richardson makes our skin crawl. We still think you’re gorgeous, but your choices are getting a bit questionable.

So, in light of Kate’s bad judgment, here are 18 reasons why she’s NOT better than we are.

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    • 13 Comments on "18 Reasons Why Kate Upton is NOT Better Than You"

    1. Eni says:
      Wed, 2nd May 20124:15 pm 

      Half of these reasons were stupid. You basically just put her down while trying to raise the "esteem" of others. You don't have to put someone down to make yourself feel better. Plus why do I care to be "better" than Kate Upton or Beyonce…and vice versa.

    2. @steviechillz says:
      Wed, 2nd May 20126:21 pm 

      LAME, sounds like to me ur just mad jealous

    3. Dude says:
      Wed, 2nd May 20127:58 pm 

      Pointless…

    4. Peter says:
      Thu, 3rd May 20125:22 pm 

      I feel dumber for having read this article.

    5. Sam says:
      Fri, 4th May 20123:59 pm 

      Why is it that if you don't think she's hot stuff and all that you're considered jealous?? That bs is so high school, grow up! No one has to look up to her, I despise her especially for reason #6,#8 e #9, women don't have to live trying to be validated by men, she's not a role model… This is what's wrong with society, especially when it cames to females: your looks are everything and nobody cares about the rest. I would praise her if she looked good and got a degree and a career in an important field. I'm not jealous just because horny dogs think she's sexy. The fact that me, a Chemical Engineering, and so many other intelligent girls have to aspire to this is ridiculous… I wish Kate the best but I hope she does something for herself,,,

    6. KJae says:
      Fri, 4th May 201211:24 pm 

      PRETTY SURE THESE POST ARE MADE TO BE ENTERTAINING, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, DON'T READ THEM. OBVIOUSLY.

    7. Kerri says:
      Sun, 6th May 20122:42 am 

      bringing her down and pointing out her flaws doesn't make us any more better, prettier, or smarter

    8. Crittle says:
      Sun, 6th May 20129:34 pm 

      Women putting down other women is also something that's wrong with society. Degrees aren't everything or for everybody, and having one doesn't make someone better than anyone else.

    9. Abby says:
      Mon, 7th May 20125:30 am 

      I really don't understand what power Terry has over hot, beautiful strong women turning instantly into sex objects just for Richardson. He is so creepy and they appear to be honoured to work with him.
      http://www.onestilettoatatime.com

    10. alittlebitobsessed says:
      Tue, 8th May 201212:37 pm 

      So basically you don't like her because she looks good in a bikini, didn't go to college, is young and dated dudes you don't like? Sounds pretty lame to me. Just because a girl decides to model and show off her body doesn't mean other girls are better than her.

    11. miss says:
      Tue, 8th May 20126:23 pm 

      CollegeCandy, when are you guys going to get it? We don't like your "better than you" posts. But this is just as bad… stop putting people down! This post is completely ridiculous. Stop idolizing celebrities, and stop putting them down.

    12. betterthanyoutoo says:
      Tue, 15th May 20122:01 am 

      The fact that you're claiming to be better than her based on your education is unbelievable considering the enormous amount of spelling and grammar errors in your post. Regardless, you're making the irrational assumption that because she chose to utilize her beauty as a career, she is incapable of getting a degree in chemical engineering or even something harder. She is better than you in the beauty category and may or may not be in others. Please go suck a bag of D's and have a nice day.

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