In every relationship, one of the inevitable question you get asked is: “Who’s wearing the pants?” Why? Because pants used to be considered a signature masculine piece of clothing and men were considered the dominant partner. Because of his dick. Yes, by sheer virtue of having a member, he was considered the member of a special club: The Pants Wearing Club. Well, times have changed. Times have most certainly changed. And things we used to consider being strictly feminine, of the “weaker sex”, guys are dabbling in and some have already cannonballed into. Let’s face it, Ladies, some of your boys act more like the “girl” in the relationship. Here are 8 signs that you’re wearing the pants:
Now look, we could go on and on and on and on and on listing, discussing, dismissing, and reminiscing about all the times you killed the cockroach while he was standing on a chair. But we’ve all got sh*t to do, and I don’t want to take up more than a thousand words of your time. From here on out, it’s your job to chew my ass for perpetuating gender stereotypes or to add some anecdotal tidbits to this bad boy. I’ll say this for the girly men, they usually pick the strongest women to latch onto. Take it as a compliment.
Running wild on you!