I’m not typically a passive aggressive person. In fact, my aunt once joked that in our family, passive aggression is always met with full-on aggression. It’s funny because it’s true. But let’s face it, college dorm life sometimes calls for passive aggression. It’s inevitable that people are going to do things that annoy you. But the problem is, sometimes you don’t know who it is that’s doing the annoying thing.
Kitchen is messy? Bathroom is disgusting? Without careful investigation, it’s tough to know who’s the culprit. And you don’t want to cause an awkward situation by confronting someone who’s totally innocent. This, ladies and gentlemen, calls for a passive aggressive note. Luckily for us, the internet is full of hilarious passive aggressive notes. Here are a few of our favorites.
Garnet is a student at Columbia University in New York City. She is “that person” who starts dancing at a party when everyone else is standing around, and if there were a Facebook stalking Olympics, she would be a gold medalist. She also loves cheesy 90s music, and almost died of happiness when Vanilla Ice retweeted her. Once. Follow her on Twitter @garnethenderson.