Matthew McConaughey and His Abs Get Married [Candy Dish]

By Candy

Matthew McConaughey is officially off the market, ladies! While we can all still daydream about touching his perfectly tanned and toned abs, the chance we’ll get to do that IRL is now extremely slim (…like it was so likely before). Congrats to he and Camila Alves! Read about their insane, three-day wedding in Austin here!

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