White Power Milk is the Grossest Thing Ever On CollegeCandy [WTF]

By Sam

Thank the heavens! It’s finally Friday. Took a long time to get here, I know, but we made it! So for this special day, I found a very very special website for you.

I’m sure you’ve drank milk before, put it in your coffee, your cereal, perhaps? But did you know how many contaminants reside in it!?

Well, you need not fear. There is an online “company” that knows the tricks to spare you the germs. How thoughtful! Instead of selling you milk filled with bacteria, they employ young, white, educated, elite girls to gargle your milk for you (because apparently that removes the nasty stuff)! Then, they spit it up into a jar, seal it, and return it to a cold room for delivery! But don’t worry! To be eligible to filter, each girl must be accredited as socially elite and deemed physically in superb health. Oh, and they have flawless dental health!

WTF!! This is just not normal. I honestly have no words to describe the state of shock I was in when I first came across this site! Each girl has her own individual taste that somehow goes into the milk after she shakes it around in her mouth? And people actually buy this!?? I’m baffled, I’m awestruck, I’m… incredibly disgusted.

But hey, if you’re one of those people who enjoys someone’s already-half-chewed food, then I’m sure you will enjoy someone’s already-drunk milk… To each their own.