Which Celebrity is Bustin’ Out of Her Bikini?

By Ariana Romero

I’m a very difficult person to shock. Many of my traditionally over-sharring friends love that nothing’s really TMI with me. Well, a certain celebrity wife found something that was an information overload even for me. Check out her super scantily clad bikini photo shoot, to play the Find Her Ovaries game. I’m pretty sure you’ll win this time around. Or at least try to explain to us what those dogs are doing there. Yes, there are dogs and they look just as confused as I am about their purpose or how they even got there. Those poor, poor, astonishingly dry dogs.