Zombie-Proof Condos Exist…Thank God! [WTF Friday]

By Emma

I, just like the rest of America, was disturbed by the bath salts-induced cannibal dilemma in Flordia. However, I didn’t pull an Emma Stone in  Zombieland and get my gun ready. He was on drugs, people! This is not your average run-of-the-mill Dawn of the Dead, and I think, perhaps, people took too many precautions.

We all keep hearing about how the real estate market is becoming a real bust in this economy, but there is hope! Kansas seems to be on to something with their new “zombie-proof condos“! You read that correctly, people. If you want to go completely “off the grid”, then Kansas is the place for you!

C’mon! If I wanted to go M.I.A. in an old silo, I’d go out to my barn without telling anyone. I think people in Kansas are worrying a little too much. Now, if bath salts are a problem there, then sure, maybe invest in some nice running shoes and an umpire mask, but don’t go off and and spend money on a living space with artificial windows (you know, so that you don’t go completely insane).

Hide yo’ kids, hide yo’ wife, and hide yo’ husband because they’re eating everybody out here! All you need is $1,000,000.