What’s the sluttiest thing you’ve ever done? I’m pretty sure this has come up in conversations more frequently than some might be comfortable with, but I’ve never seen this discussion get so in depth until browsing this thread on Reddit. My sex life feels incredibly tame compared to some of these stories – some are funny, some are shocking, some are just plain weird – one response from AlphaRedditor says: ‘I had sex for Cinnamon Toast Crunch.’ Fair play.
Here are 5 of the weirdest, wildest, sluttiest things that Redditors claim to have done, in no particular order.
1. Had sex with a girl so I could play Minecraft on her computer.
I’m sorry, is it 2007? Are we on a PC?
2. Gave my boyfriend head in the backseat of the school bus in high school. I remember the road being especially bumpy. We are still together 5 years later.
Ah, young love.
3. “Lost my virginity to an old(er than me) country fella for some F***ING SMIRNOFF for me and my best friend. 😦 I was so pathetic at 16.”
At least it wasn’t Burnett’s.
4. “I borrowed a girl’s car after having sex with her to go have sex with another girl.”
Well, this could become a new car rental service.
5. “I once had sex with someone I had just met at a furry convention.”