50 Reasons To Marry Tom Cruise

In honor of the Scientologist’s 50th birthday, and to highlight his very public divorce even more, we’ve come up with a list of the top 50 reasons you should apply to be the next Mrs. Tom Cruise.

Let’s remember that he’s adorable, has a winning smile and he’s aging VERY well. But he’s also somewhat insane.

Here’s why you need to marry him:

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  • 15 Comments on "50 Reasons To Marry Tom Cruise"
    1. Anonynous says:
      Tue, 3rd Jul 20123:56 pm 

      You're an idiot.

    2. jessica says:
      Tue, 3rd Jul 20125:04 pm 

      i concur i feel that he is the worst person to marry, and there is a reason that katie holmes is running away from this uber creep

    3. CRUISEISAKOOK says:
      Tue, 3rd Jul 20126:01 pm 

      For each one of those 50 REASONS TO MARRY TOM CRUISE, there are obviously over 2,000 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T MARRY HIM!! :p

      THE TWO BIGGEST ONES: HE'S AN OLD MAN NOW (50 !!!), AND COMES WITH A HELLUVA LOTTA 'BAGGAGE' NOW.

    4. John Moore says:
      Tue, 3rd Jul 20127:43 pm 

      who wanna marry TOM CRUISE then ? :) ))))))))))))))))))))))))))

    5. Sarah says:
      Tue, 3rd Jul 20128:30 pm 

      I'm pretty sure his wives divorced him, not the other way around. So it's just a massive coincidence that all his marriages have ended when his wives were 33 years old, not because of any decision of his.

    6. Kimber says:
      Wed, 4th Jul 201210:47 am 

      Nope – he divorced Nicole……..and Mimi…….. Katie is the first to wake up on her own.

    7. Glendora says:
      Thu, 5th Jul 20126:16 am 

      Let’s remember that he’s adorable, has a winning smile and he’s aging VERY well. But he’s also somewhat insane.

    8. Victoria says:
      Thu, 5th Jul 20123:41 pm 

      LOL!

    9. ccf says:
      Fri, 6th Jul 201212:56 pm 

      he should marry a black woman…..yep

    10. deb says:
      Thu, 19th Jul 20122:39 am 

      The guy is a creep! He's dumber than a sack of nails (just smiles and laughs throughout interviews cuz he can't string a sentence together), and then he's got that wacky scientology crap he believes in, with all the fellow scientologists following the wives around wherever they go – the whole thing is beyond creepy! After everything that has been reported about scientologists, any woman who wants Tom deserves having her brainless body wired up to some fake little box with wires!

    11. Sandra says:
      Fri, 1st Feb 20134:32 pm 

      He seems to be a cool guy, but I would not marry him.

    12. Sandra M says:
      Wed, 6th Feb 20139:28 am 

      For his age he looks really hot, I think it would be nice to have somebody like him.

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