13 Lies Your Parents Probably Told You

July 5, 2012 1:00 pm     Posted in HaHa, Homepage Exclusive, Inline Gallery, Reality  Ellen Scott g+ page


By Ellen Scott

Looking back on it, my parents were complete liars. The tooth fairy, the Easter bunny, Santa…it’s like their aim in life was to fill my head with completely false information. But did your parents ever tell you really bizarre, blatantly untrue things when you were younger?

Here are some of the weirdest and funniest lies Redditors’ parents have ever told them:

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    9 Comments on "13 Lies Your Parents Probably Told You"

    1. SPREAD THE WORD!!! says:
      Thu, 5th Jul 20122:15 pm 

      ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
      this is the absolute complete truth. THIS IS NO JOKE!!!!!
      .
      The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

      Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.

      I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN IT’S TRUE

      YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
      THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS!!!!!!

    2. Katie says:
      Thu, 5th Jul 20122:40 pm 

      I believed #1 until now, and I'm still not 100% convinced it's not true! :D
      #10 :'(

    3. Ellen - University of Manchester says:
      Thu, 5th Jul 20122:43 pm 

      haha try it and see!

    4. Laura says:
      Thu, 5th Jul 20124:33 pm 

      My father told me that my great grandfather was an Indian, because of a picture of an Indian and my great grandmother.
      He though it was a silly joke, till my teacher said to him "well that explains your nose" (can't believe she said that)
      … and one more… when parents tell you they are always right and always knows better – it's a lie

    5. Abby says:
      Thu, 5th Jul 20124:43 pm 

      Argh more Reddit articles!
      http://www.onestilettoatatime.com

    6. Kelis says:
      Thu, 5th Jul 20128:07 pm 

      Did they also tell you that your name was cool? It's not cool.

    7. Paetzold smith says:
      Fri, 13th Jul 20124:23 am 

      I do not believe in the Lies topic. http://cafefitreview.com/lichi-super-fruit-diet-r…

    8. SPREAD THE WORD!!!! says:
      Wed, 12th Dec 20127:01 pm 

      This is not a lie haha, this is true!!!! ASIANS REALLY CAN READ MINDS!!!!!!!

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