The Most Phallic Foods You’ll Ever Eat

July 15, 2012 5:00 pm     Posted in Food, HaHa, Homepage Exclusive, WTF  Caitlin Orlando g+ page


By Caitlin Orlando

We all know that there are some foods out there that just so happen to look more phallic than others. If you’re like me, this was one of the first things you noticed after you found out what a penis was. If you’re not like me, congrats on your very clean mind.

When I was growing up there were two foods that I absolutely adored (well, I adored all foods, but for the sake of this argument I’m going to talk about these two): Bananas and pickles. Eleven years after puberty, I still love these foods, but during those eleven years I was not able to eat them in public. I was too embarrassed. I have an olive complexion, but I would turn BEET red whenever I saw a banana.

Remember Firecrackers? I loved those as a kid. Once I realized what they looked like however, they were forever ruined. Now I am an adult (sort of), and I am proud to say that I can eat bananas, pickles, and firecrackers in public. I still turn red, though.

From CollegeCandy to you comes a list of the most phallic foods out there!

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    7 Comments on "The Most Phallic Foods You’ll Ever Eat"

    1. Abby says:
      Sun, 15th Jul 20126:58 pm 

      Not all that sure about the onion rings?!!
      http://www.onestilettoatatime.com

    2. Mccuiston smith says:
      Mon, 16th Jul 20124:26 am 

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    3. Ellen - University of Manchester says:
      Mon, 16th Jul 201211:26 am 

      Haha, just ruined my love of pickles, thanks!

    4. Tina says:
      Tue, 17th Jul 201210:43 am 

      I am not sure about food, but the sexiest plant is the pet TickleMe Plant I grew in my dorm. It makes everyone smile when they Tickle the leaves and they come together and the branches droop.
      See video..of course now all my mates are starting to grow one. http://www.ticklemeplant.com heads up use coupon code Martha to save $2.00

    5. Aly says:
      Mon, 23rd Jul 20129:18 am 

      I've definitely gone to a restaurant and just ordered pickles before… with my boyfriend. hahahah

    6. Andree says:
      Wed, 8th Aug 20122:36 am 

      I have an olive complexion, but I would turn BEET red whenever I saw a banana.

    7. Lingkel says:
      Thu, 30th Aug 20124:42 am 

      Remember Firecrackers? I loved those as a kid. Once I realized what they looked like however, they were forever ruined. Now I am an adult (sort of), and I am proud to say that I can eat bananas, pickles, and firecrackers in public. I still turn red, though.

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