His 8 Favorite Sex Tips [He Said/She Said]

July 18, 2012 6:30 pm     Posted in Advice, He Said She Said, Homepage Exclusive, Sex  Candy -- NYU g+ page


By Candy

There are boring sex tips, and then there are “holy sh*t why doesn’t every girl know about this” sex tips. These little gems are the latter. If you’re ever having difficulty keeping your partner happy don’t be afraid to reference this guide to getting your man off. None of what you’ll read here requires preparation of any sort so these can be used at any moment you choose. Be warned though, with great power comes great responsibility. Don’t go making your significant other feel like a minuteman.

Tip #1: Guys aren’t a fan of loose vaginas, so if you’re ever in doubt about anything, contract! If you feel like you’re not doing enough, you can always practice your kegel exercises off the field. Did you know it’s possible to make a guy finish just by contracting them?

Tip #2: Blowjobs are 85% enthusiasm

Tip #3: The other 15% is knowing that you can use your mouth and your hands at the same time. I can’t understand how girls don’t comprehend this.

Tip #4: Have sex to please yourself just as much you do to please us.

Tip #5: Lie on your side as he keeps having sex with you as if he was in the missionary position. This gives us a view of everything. It’s pretty f*cking baller.

Tip #6: Don’t be scared to drop a few F bombs in there.

Tip #7: Don’t be afraid to be a feminist and get off your back.

Tip #8: Feel free to call a girlfriend for assistance.

This weeks post written by COED’s resident He Said.

Click here to see what She Said is the best way to get her off!

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23 Comments on "His 8 Favorite Sex Tips [He Said/She Said]"

  1. leyla says:
    Wed, 18th Jul 201211:21 pm 

    Um a loose vagina? I cant believe this was posted on a website for young women smh

  2. Marty says:
    Thu, 19th Jul 201212:35 am 

    Don't be afraid to be a feminist and get off your back? Feminism has nothing to do with sex positions.

  3. djnemec says:
    Thu, 19th Jul 20122:32 am 

    Saying guys don't like loose vaginas is not a whole lot different than saying men love huge boobs. Yes, there may be men who might turn you down for that, but you probably don't want to be with them anyway.

    Besides, it's not like changing the size of your vagina is feasible for most women. Kegels can certainly help add… pressure… but as far as I can tell (as I'm only an occasional tenant, rather than an owner of one) it still doesn't change the size.

  4. Danielle says:
    Thu, 19th Jul 201212:20 pm 

    Um this guy is a douchebag and I can't believe CC posted this!

  5. Danielle says:
    Thu, 19th Jul 201212:20 pm 

    "Occasional tenant" made me laugh.

  6. well... says:
    Thu, 19th Jul 20124:40 pm 

    Uh I don't understand why these sex tips are “holy sh*t why doesn’t every girl know about this.” Every girl knows these things she just doesn't talk about them in such…disgusting terms. I mean telling us to "get off our backs" I mean I don't know who you're sleeping with but I know most girls enjoy being in control a lot of the time plus it's easier to hit the g-spot when the girl is on top.

  7. Beth says:
    Fri, 20th Jul 20124:35 pm 

    Maybe I’m the only one that actually liked these tips! lol most of them I already knew but still they’re good tips. Women.. Seriously, quit getting so offended over this article. Ask ANY guy and he would agree with this article! Maybe your guys would be more satisfied in bed if you actually listened to these tips… Just saying..

  8. Danielle says:
    Fri, 20th Jul 20126:10 pm 

    The problem is not the tips, it's the misogynistic views that this guy holds.

  9. Sandy says:
    Fri, 20th Jul 20129:31 pm 

    Wow, a loose vagaina … hate to tell you this but with children and age comes … wait for it … a loose vagina

  10. Samantha says:
    Sat, 21st Jul 201211:47 pm 

    I love reading the comments and knowing for sure who are the single women who can't keep a man.

  11. Samantha says:
    Sat, 21st Jul 201211:51 pm 

    Also this article clearly forgot t*ttyf*cking. If you can use your mouth at the same time its a guarantee to get him off.

  12. pleasedontcontract says:
    Sun, 22nd Jul 20121:20 am 

    Please do not do the vagina contracting excercices during the act. This is horrible. Maybe the girl didn't do it right because it felt like I was being gummed down there by an octogenarian pirranha.

  13. Liz says:
    Sun, 22nd Jul 20124:59 am 

    I think it's pretty unfair to say that just because some people disagree with this article and find the tone offensive, means they can't keep a man.

  14. lucy says:
    Wed, 25th Jul 201212:10 pm 

    http://www.fruitytufy.com is a free healthy living and fitness website.
    For more tips on health and fitness,diet etc,go to http://www.fruitytufy.com http://www.fruitytufy.com/2012/07/12/vysehrad-cor…

  15. beep says:
    Thu, 26th Jul 201210:23 am 

    This article is degrading, it is almost commanding in a way… I don´t approve of it, this wasnt why i clicked on this page…

  16. Robert says:
    Tue, 7th Aug 201212:44 am 

    For some senior citizen gentlemen a loose vagina may be a requirement. It's all got to do with physics, if you know what I mean.

  17. Ghdhzu says:
    Sat, 11th Aug 20126:15 pm 

    I SUPER wanted a girl when I was pngerant with my first, and I had my daughter, so I was thrilled. This time, I truly do not care. I mean the first time, I wanted a healthy baby, preferred a girl, but would have loved a boy as well. This time I truly have no preference at all. I would love another daughter and I would love to have a son as well.

  18. Marinna says:
    Thu, 30th Aug 201211:39 pm 

    Honestly, a guy wrote the article, did you expect it to be all prim and proper? Appreciate the tips and ignore the wording. Quit being so uptight and easily offended.

  19. Alise says:
    Sat, 22nd Sep 20122:14 am 

    Did you know it’s possible to make a guy finish just by contracting them?

  20. jonny rocket says:
    Thu, 1st Nov 201210:50 pm 

    baller? is this a new term that i missed?

  21. rebecakasak says:
    Mon, 17th Dec 20126:00 am 

    One of the biggest male needs is for VARIETY. This is true of the dates you go on, the activities you do together, and yes, in the bedroom as well.

  22. Lasting Longer says:
    Sun, 30th Dec 20124:18 am 

    Among the processes to delay ejaculation is always to decrease sexual activity if you’re having a lot of sex, or maybe increase sex if you are having hardly any to no sex. This is because studies show that males which constantly ‘do’ the idea, and males who rarely get it done tend to be more vulnerable to developing early-ejaculation.

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