10 Tips for Becoming Ryan Lochte’s Girlfriend

Olympic athletes automatically become role models or special, super-talented types of celebrities in the eyes of us commoners.  They have SO much dedication, so much perseverance, so much spirit.  They dedicate their lives to the sport of their choice and, while doing so, give up so much (just take Ryan here for example).  It’s easy to see why we place them on pedestals and Olympic podiums.

[Plus: 45 Reasons We Love Ryan Lochte]

It’s important to note, some Olympic athletes have more than just an incredible drive.   They have incredible looks.  Enter: Ryan Lochte…oh swoon.  He is just gorgeous.  Unfortunately, though, according to his mother, he only has time for “one-night stands”.  What a serious shame.  But luckily, after doing a little bit of research, I have discovered 10 tips that are sure to win you more than just one glorious night with him, 10 tips that will win you his heart.

[Lead image via poponthepop.com]



  1. caroline says:

    Is it weird that the 7 times table was my favorite and that 7×4 was my favorite multiplication? I'm actually not joking. Does any else get weird about numbers? I have to keep the volume at multiples of 2 or 5, so it bothers me for some reason when a number ends in a 1 or a 3. Crazy?

    1. Cassie says:

      Not crazy, Caroline. I look for multiples of 3, 6, and 9. If you're crazy, then I must be, too, which is entirely possible now that I think about it.

  2. CultFit says:

    Lochte … As recently quoted in Women's Health magazine: What do women look hottest in?

    "One of my long-sleeve button-down shirts and that's all," he answered.

  3. CJS says:

    Yeah right he's not sentimental…this man cried watching The Notebook. With his bro. <3 <3

  4. Abby says:

    Would be awesome if he started his own fashion line! His smile just melts me!

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  6. Ellen Ellis says:

    Ryan Lochte is Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh from "Bull Durham"

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  8. Zusatzinfo says:

    Lochte is the dumbest sportsman ever… or maybe it's just his tv show… i don't know what to think about him… by the way he's great athlete.

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