Who’s Calling Kristen Stewart A Trampire?

By Ariana Romero

Kristen Stewart. Oh, silly philandering Kristen Stewart. She’s broken the heart of every Twi-hard in the world and forced poor Robert Pattinson to leave their home together.
Surprisingly, there’s one fanny-man out there that seems far more broken up over the split than some fans. Or even Kristen Stewart herself. He just couldn’t bottle up all that pain anymore, and spoke out on the break up last night. The comedian actually went red in the face yelling a Conan O’Brien. Apparently, Conan “would never know” just how special the couple’s love was. Then he called Bella Swan a “trampire.” Priceless.

So who’s close to tears over the cheating scandal heard ’round the world? Watch the video here to find out!