There Are Some Things You Just Need To Ask A Naked Guy [Candy Dish]

By Emma

Guys are foreign creatures. They are filled with mixed signals, week late text messages, and “NO ONE IS AWAKE RIGHT NOW” booty calls. One thing I’ve never understood is why guys are obsessed with lesbians. Do they not understand that they will never be in the picture? Is it some relief because all they have to do is watch?

As a girl who has accidentally fallen for many a gay man, I can say that I dropped the dating ideal immediately after finding out. Sure, there was a denial period, but what is the point of chasing someone who isn’t even in the same sexual orientation league? I’m sure, like many of us, you wish that you had (or maybe you do have) a sturdy guy friend of whom you can drill with all of these trivial questions. If there isn’t one on standby, however, you can just click here and ask a naked guy!

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