Put A President On Your Penis [Candy Dish]

August 26, 2012 2:00 pm     Posted in Buzz, Celebrity, Entertainment, Homepage Exclusive  Emma - Minnesota g+ page


By Emma

How can you make sure a sexual encounter is awkward? Use the new Romney and Obama condoms! Part of me wishes I was kidding, but the other part just loves it so much. Strong and reliable, these are the candidates and condoms everyone wants! AdMittably (see what I did there?), I’d probably go for the tried and true trojans, but if you ever want to anti-spruce-up the bedroom, I’d recommend making the penis even more political than it already is.

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2 Comments on "Put A President On Your Penis [Candy Dish]"

  1. SPREAD THE WORD!!!! says:
    Sun, 26th Aug 20123:01 pm 

    ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
    this is the absolute complete truth

    The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

    Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.

    I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN IT’S TRUE

    YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
    THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!

  2. Ellen - University of Manchester says:
    Mon, 27th Aug 201212:55 pm 

    would definitely use an obamadom

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