10 Reasons Drake Would Be The Worst Boyfriend

September 9, 2012 2:00 pm     Posted in Celebrity, Entertainment, Homepage Exclusive  Jasmine R. g+ page


By Jasmine R.

One of my favorite ways to pass the time is to relentlessly mock the rapper formerly known as Wheelchair Jimmy. While I genuinely enjoy his music, I can’t help but notice that he seems maladjusted, dysfunctional, emotionally immature, and generally pretty unattractive as a potential beau. Without further ado, my reasons for believing that if Drake were to approach you, you should flee.

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    10 Comments on "10 Reasons Drake Would Be The Worst Boyfriend"

    1. overthinkingmind says:
      Sun, 9th Sep 20124:17 pm 

      This is brilliant and so so funny! Bra's are hard to come by, YOLO is Carpe Diem for the mentally retarded and the thing about the singer he never met…what the hell?!
      Awesome post and the layout is fantastic!

    2. C.C says:
      Sun, 9th Sep 20124:27 pm 

      Lol, this was too funny. Especially the part about him screaming out YOLO after " trying to suprise you with anal", lmao.

    3. Lisa says:
      Sun, 9th Sep 20127:31 pm 

      This still doesn't "beat" Chris Brown

    4. Cdjones says:
      Mon, 10th Sep 201210:10 am 

      Lolz this is freakin hilarious. Especially number seven, good bras are hard to come by.

    5. Tara says:
      Mon, 10th Sep 20128:20 pm 

      I love this

    6. vdigital says:
      Tue, 11th Sep 201210:07 pm 

      he'd make a pretty good girlfriend, though.

    7. vdigital says:
      Tue, 11th Sep 201210:08 pm 

      http://imaginaryconversationswithdrake.tumblr.com…

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