Sex With a Fake Hymen [WTF Friday]
What if you could lose your virginity twice? That’s a really strange thought, but apparently you can. So there’s this website HymenShop.com, not joking, where you can purchase an artificial hymen. But good news? Shipping is free. Basically it’s a dissolve-able thing full of fake blood – I assume like the kind from scary movies – and you just kind of pop it in and wait for the magic to happen. The website claims that it can “restore your virginity in just 5 minutes.” It’s like prom night all over again, really.
What’s better than that is this hilarious article, from NY Mag, where the author actually test drives the product with her boyfriend. If that doesn’t stop and get you to immediately say WTF than I’m not sure anything will. She reports that there is actually quite a lot of blood filled in each artificial hymen, which is a sentence I never thought I would write. She also says that if you don’t have sex within 15 minutes of inserting the hymen that it has a chance to dissolve in your vagina. So. Gross. But don’t worry, your secret is safe with us.