“Fifty Shades of Grey” Sex Toys, It Was Only A Matter of Time

What happens when you cross erotic novels with main stream society? A hot mess of media coverage, a movie deal, and a lot of horny women. On top of that? They created a line of sex toys. Yes, everyone’s favorite erotic novel just got real. The company Lovehoney created sex toys based on E.L James’ “Fifty Shades of Grey.” It is real life. I think the most important thing to pull from all of this madness is the names the company gave for the sex toys.

They are priceless.



  1. Kat says:

    Apparently the makers have no idea what they're doing when making and marketing these things. First of all, the second implement marketed as a "riding crop" is actually a flogger….a poorly made one at that. As a member of the thriving bdsm community and a 24/7 TPE submissive, i'm appalled by this series of books. It casts an awful and trivial light on our community that we take very seriously and live our lives with day to day. The books make it seem unsafe and as if the only people who are into the lifestyle are those who have been abused in the past. Okay…getting off my soap box. That said, you can find better bdsm toys from

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