True Story: I Love Slutty Halloween Costumes

I don’t know about all of you, but I absolutely love Halloween.  Try to name another day when you can completely change your appearance, wear freaky outfits and do essentially whatever you want, all without being judged?  At least in my life Halloween is pretty much it.

I have to be honest, though, there’s another reason I love Halloween so much.  Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy the pumpkins, the spirit, the liveliness associated with the holiday, but what I really adore is the freedom to wear pretty much the sluttiest outfits you can find.  My love for slutty costumes isn’t necessarily my most ladylike trait, but hey, I think it makes me well-rounded. Sorta…

If you’re looking for examples from my floozy Halloween fashion past, I can give you a few.  As we all know, in college, Halloween doesn’t last just one night, it lasts at least three, so my freshman year I really went crazy.  To christen my campus, I chose to be the typical sexy kitten the first night at the clubs, but my kitten costume pretty much consisted of me wearing no pants… just a plan old American Apparel black leotard. Oh and can’t forget the ears!  So yes, I essentially went to a club in downtown Atlanta in nothing but a bit of spandex. Why I felt that was appropriate was beyond me, but hey, it was Halloween!!  My one and only excuse.

Another night, I chose to be a construction worker. Sounds super un-slutty, right?  Wrong.  I wore caution tape around my bra, and — surprise, surprise — it was gone by the end of the night.  (My parents weren’t all too pleased about those pictures.)

So I think it’s safe to say I have a bit of an obsession, or some may call it a problem, with loving (and wearing) the sluttiest of slutty costumes on Halloween, but like I love to say, its my time to let it out!  Literally and figuratively!

P.S. I plan to be a present, a devil (think red leotard) and a Hershey Kiss this year.  I’ll keep you posted on whether or not I’m able to keep them intact this year.

I know my fellow slutty Halloween-ers are out there!  What are you guys dressing up (or stripping down) as this year?

[Lead image via Pshek/Shutterstock]



  1. anon says:

    *eye roll* You and every other college girl

  2. BFFAE says:

    SO TRUE!

  3. Melody says:

    I've never enjoyed the sexy costumes. And almost always have to DIY my costumes. I can't get anything fun unless it has been sexfied. It is far to cold to have that much skin showing. Besides I've never felt comfortable with that much hanging out there. My version of sexy doesn't show as much skin. Some of my friends do and they look hot that way, but each person has their own version of sexy.

    I think I may be doing a apocalyptic masquerade costume this year. This will only work if I manage to complete my costume in time. If I don't manage to pull it off I'll be lazy and do Katniss because I have pieces I know that will work for it. .

    Last year I was a prom zombie. I won scariest costume with it. I went pretty gory.

  4. Kristi says:

    I'm usually a pretty conservative dresser for every other day that doesn't fall on halloween weekend, but for some reason the short skirt and the cleavage come out to play on those days. It all started my freshman year when my roommate made me roll my skirt shorter to be a sexy black cat (so original). This year I'm going as wonder woman and yes, a red corset will be worn. Halloween is a fun day to dress as something you are not and that transcends to looking slutty when you are not.

  5. brenda says:

    I’m wearing a black witches pointy hat, a long black cape with a zippered up front, black heels and thigh highs. A little food colouring in places and one feather, not sure on the feather though as it will need glued. I just hope its not cold out because thats all i’ll be wearing. I think halloween is the sexiest time of the year.

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