The 10 Most Annoying Things Guys Do In Bed
October 22, 2012 3:00 pm Posted in Homepage Exclusive, Relationships, Rotating Marquee, Sex Molly Mahannah g+ page

Sometimes you can be with someone and all the stars align and you have mind blowing Samantha Jones-like sex. It’s incredible. Sometimes you don’t. Sometimes sex is so awful you’re like, “Bro. WHAT are you doing!?” Sometimes guys are so annoying in bed you wish it were appropriate to text your girlfriends during the act to tell them exactly what he is doing. As a blogger, I live for those times. Not because I love bad sex (I don’t), but because they make a great story.
Over here at CollegeCandy we got to thinking about the annoying things boys ALWAYS seem to do in bed. So here they are:
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HeidiFaith says:
Mon, 22nd Oct 20123:13 pm
#11: Asking obnoxious, random, personal questions while inside of you. For example, "did your ex ever do you like this?" Not only am I instantly turned off from thinking about my ex, I'm now all emotional and ready to eat my feelings immediately after we're done.
This was hilarious and super accurate though, Molly. Loved it!
Molly - UNL says:
Mon, 22nd Oct 20123:14 pm
I can't believe someone asked that! That's incredible! I don't know what I'd do! Thanks for reading!
AndyPants says:
Mon, 22nd Oct 20123:47 pm
While I agree with most of these, not all of us dislike rough spanking and anal. i think the bigger pet peeve is not KNOWING what your partner likes before trying it.
Molly Mahannah says:
Mon, 22nd Oct 20124:25 pm
I meant just spanking loud when people are home and trying to slip in anal before discussing it, not necessarily those acts alone. I agree!
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Mon, 22nd Oct 20126:49 pm
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djnemec says:
Tue, 23rd Oct 201212:07 am
"So… Chinese for dinner?"
formuna says:
Tue, 23rd Oct 20122:07 am
Reblogged this on My Blog.
laffman says:
Thu, 25th Oct 20122:24 pm
Some of these things are a given (farting, tv), but some of them can be ok if both parties have agreed before hand this is going to happen (anal, no warning blast of cum). And the rest is taken care of by getting used to your partner so these nervous habits can be done away with (or like licking, finessed to a enjoyable time). Good post. I wonder if i will get good comments like you have. I have just started and hope to have some more confrontational (even out and out arguments) bouts with and between my readers.
the dominator says:
Fri, 26th Oct 20122:00 pm
ok, this author needs to stop being such a whiny you know what. her attitude towards anal is stuck in the 19th century. guess what molly? your vadge is an exit too!!
some chicks like it there. i know because i have gotten them there so stop being so judgmental!
Brenda says:
Fri, 26th Oct 20124:22 pm
Spanking and sex is better than peanut butter and chocolate! Annoying? Never. Hot? OMG.
Delilah says:
Fri, 26th Oct 20125:41 pm
Wow. No spanking- no anal- no talking and nothing but missionary. Repressed much? Geez.
Molly Mahannah says:
Fri, 26th Oct 20128:44 pm
Actually I said spanking so my roommates can hear, and surprise anal. It’s quite an interesting experience when you’re expecting a P in your V and then boom it’s in your butt sans lube. Ow.
Molly Mahannah says:
Fri, 26th Oct 20128:45 pm
I don’t dislike anal in general, it SURPRISE anal that I’m not a fan of. I’m not judging, I’m saying it hurts.
Molly - UNL says:
Fri, 26th Oct 20128:48 pm
Anal is perfectly okay and I'm sure wonderful if both people have discussed that is what's going on. Anal without enough is painful. I'm not hating on all anal sex, in fact I say, "so don't try and slip it in there. It hurts." It's the surprise anal that I dislike, not anal in general. But thanks for reading!
Molly - UNL says:
Fri, 26th Oct 20128:53 pm
I actually didn't mention any sexual positions in my article. I love other positions besides missionary. As far as talking, I meant asking questions during sex like, "How was your day?" This is the quote on talking: "If you stop sexing me up to ask me how my day at work was, I will be irritated." As far as spanking, I said it's okay as long as it doesn't cause my entire house to hear us having sex, and anal is great but if you're slipping it in sans lube it's pretty painful, so yeah surprise anal is pretty annoying to me. My sex life is pretty healthy and not at all repressed and I appreciate your concern. But thanks for reading!
Molly - UNL says:
Fri, 26th Oct 20128:54 pm
I agree, if you're ready for anal it's great! When it's a surprise that's when I'm like "WOAH BUDDY." Thanks for reading!!
Dominator?ReallyGuy?? says:
Sun, 28th Oct 20126:53 am
I just read macho anal dudes post.
And then started laughing really hard as his name is “The Dominator”.
Im sure hes the type of guy who uses
“HEY I KNOW YOU! SAME GYM!!! YOUR PRETTY HOT! You have 3 seconds start running!”
As a pick up line he thinks works
SitKane says:
Sun, 28th Oct 201210:39 am
Wow, I feel sorry for the author’s boyfriend. Most of these on the list is more like nit-picking and whining. Having sex is better than no sex. Be grateful.
Collegcandy says:
Sun, 28th Oct 20129:32 pm
This list sucks I want 10 seconds of my life back…you should consider a new career.
Jas says:
Mon, 29th Oct 20129:06 am
What a prude!
Jason Ward says:
Mon, 29th Oct 20125:24 pm
I'd like to start off with a quote from the article that everyone seems to be blasting this poor girl for. "Over here at CollegeCandy we got to thinking about the annoying things boys ALWAYS seem to do in bed." So I'll start off by saying there is the word "we" in there, meaning the opinion of several people on this one. I'm not immediately stating that this give credibility for these ten things to be "FACT" for everyone ever, because as many of us know, it's not. Not everyone is upset by anal sex, and not everyone gets upset when they get a load shot in their mouth without warning. I could probably come up with a list of 100 annoying things that both sexes do in bed, that not everyone is annoyed by. But in the end we have to ask, "Why are we arguing over the opinions of just a few people?" There's no need to call someone prude, just because they have a differing opinion than you.
One of my favorite comments on this article comes from the aptly named "THE DOMINATOR". Stuck in the 19th century, huh? Yeah, well some things were a little better back in that time, like actual chivalry when courting your lady friend. I bet you're the dude that rolls up to "da club" with his pimp-taculous affliction gear on from head to toe and doesn't know the meaning of "chivalry" in the first place. Our author here states a case against "surprise anal", but do not define an opinion on a mutual decision, thus making your argument again here being judgmental completely invalid. Next time, let's not roid-rage all over our keyboards.
The rest of this small little rant is targeted at the rest of the non-helpful comments on this article. Who exactly are you to say this article is terrible, or in fact any article on here is terrible. Don't like these articles? Then stop reading them. I know for a fact that these people spend a significant amount of time coming up for you things to mindlessly read at home or work. Every try reading a book? Every try actual self-improvement. Probably not. You're probably as obsessed with your social self-image and your gym membership as your buddy "THE DOMINATOR" up there.
Just remind yourself, at the end of the day, this is just an opinion piece. They're in every newspaper in America every single day. Not everyone agrees with every opinion piece, that's the basic principle of an opinion. Very well thought-out, put together arguments against one's opinion is always a socially (and very politically correct) thing in America, but just putting a comment like "Ur a prude!" on a forum somewhere has little meaning to the whole. Next time, readers, get your act together and come up with some logical argument that supports your own opinion before posting your worthless comments.
Great article Molly, and College Candy team. Keep them coming!
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karine says:
Mon, 29th Oct 20129:50 pm
um amor e tao lindo que eu me encanto. sabe o meu namorado eduardo e o alexandre eu tenho dois sabe a minha erma tem um 24,29 ha um monte entao e isso thau muitos beijos e um montao de abrasos.
karine says:
Mon, 29th Oct 20129:52 pm
eu amo os meus dois namorados
karine says:
Mon, 29th Oct 20129:56 pm
mentira eu so tenho um namorado o alexandre ai ele e tao lindo ele tem 18 anos e eu tenho 17 anos beijos e um abraso bem grande para o alexandre meu amor.
Aline says:
Mon, 29th Oct 201210:02 pm
Aline wants Felipe i love you! beijos.
Edward says:
Wed, 31st Oct 20121:11 am
you have actually been Dutch ovened?
Edward Cullen says:
Wed, 31st Oct 20121:13 am
agreed keep getting Dutch ovened by guys is a sure sign you're the problem trust me if you wanted your love he would not alluded to it with the smell of his bowels you honestly should probably join a convent
your true love says:
Wed, 31st Oct 20121:18 am
you get the Dutch oven and you think that's weird? Young Molly you need to stop taking advantage of drunk guys when you're sober and then remembering everything that you actually did because I really want to help you here but I love TV and if you don't mind I would just prefer watch the WWF for whatever the heck its named now
Eddie says:
Sat, 3rd Nov 201212:06 pm
What about if you are riding me reverse cowgirl and its intense and I slowly insert my index finger (which I have made wet already) in to your bum, but I don’t shove it in I leave it where you can ride it also. Do you find that annoying?
I still have the problem of asking how was it luckily my fiancĂ© is patient with me as for the spanking we don’t have roommates and our upstairs neighbors are constantly doing the do so its like a competition lmao, I don’t ask question during that don’t pertain to what we are doing (like what position she wants next), shot in her mouth couple times last one she didn’t like, like the other ones tho, now dutch oven is just plain ride I could never do that, I have bad gas as it is but o warn her and try trip get away
Sean Broyles says:
Mon, 5th Nov 201212:02 pm
Rule number 4 means find a dirtier girl.
Brandon says:
Wed, 7th Nov 201212:06 am
Hmmm, I am a married student and I can honestly say that I have never dutch ovened my wife, or tried for anal (gross). I can mostly agree with this list, but am left wondering… how dumb are these kids, I was never that dumb.
by_me says:
Wed, 7th Nov 201212:43 pm
this is a horrible list….um…speak for your self ladys…
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Iris says:
Thu, 8th Nov 20123:01 pm
Anal sex shouldn't hurt, if it does, you're doing it wrong.
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GaneaDaniel says:
Sat, 10th Nov 20129:54 am
Not quite accurate … these depends from girl to girl and few can be found on lets say … 2-3 girls.
GaneaDaniel says:
Sat, 10th Nov 20129:56 am
Something that turns off a girl might as well turn on a different girl.
Hannah says:
Mon, 12th Nov 20121:55 am
I disagree with about half of these…
Pimpainthard says:
Mon, 12th Nov 20124:35 am
Ok if the tv is on then maybe you should have turned it off, or maybe you ever thought about the fact he's trying to get his mind off cumming? The oral thing I'll give you, but there signs pay attention. Dutch oven, find a new boyfriend. Anal, some girls like and if you don't tell the person before they tried. That one is partly your fault. The asking if it was good, that could go either way. But for the most part your man or men are lame and you should look for a better crowd.
gyr633 says:
Mon, 12th Nov 20128:22 pm
Most of these things aren't even really annoying. Ok, like anal for example–Honestly, I'm a girl, and I like anal, how is anal 'annoying'? Spanking is also awesome, unless you aren't into that. And farting? If you think that is super annoying and can't laugh at it, then I hope everytime you quief your man gets pissed at you, like you wouldif he farted. Seriously, if you can't laugh with your partner in the bedroom, then you need a new partner, or a reality check. As for the TV thing, unless he's watching it, who the hell cares? For the oral thing, wy does he have to tell you regardless? Unless you have NEVER gone down on your man before, you hould be able to tell. These are all totally rediculous, and speak for a VERY VERY small percentage of women.
Gmork Fenrir says:
Wed, 14th Nov 20126:25 am
Was it my profanity?
Bab's, you're article is what we'd expect out of someone whose not committed to the deed. I agree with the spanking and "other parts" where the "contact" appears to be violent, or confusing to some degree, but how about some follow through? Men don't like to be rejected in the throes of their passion; and when a woman rejects him, or rejects herself due to insecurity, that is the reason why men start to get dishonest in the bedroom.
YadaYadaYada says:
Fri, 16th Nov 20123:45 am
Really, who comes up with this list. Talk to much? Dutch oven? No spanking? Too much tongue? Who wrote this nonsense…
Molly Mahannah says:
Fri, 16th Nov 20129:52 am
Actually, I said “spanking too loudly.” That was in the caption, not just the header of the picture. Most of the items are explained in the captions.
katie says:
Sat, 17th Nov 20128:13 pm
Who wrote this crap!? Are you even old enough to buy alcohol? I’m sure you’re not… maybe tobacco, but probably not.
MKB says:
Sun, 18th Nov 20126:47 pm
Going for surprise anal with someone who doesn't like or hasn't expressed a liking for it is attempted rape. Full stop. "Some women like it" or "I personally like it" are completely irrelevant.
Molly - UNL says:
Mon, 19th Nov 20122:55 am
You're wrong. I'm actually almost 22. So that's weird.
Molly - UNL says:
Mon, 19th Nov 20123:01 am
Thanks MKB. I totally agree, which is why it made the list. I also expressed an annoyance in spanking whilst my roommates were home. I don't mind it otherwise. Most generally my list can be chalked up to a matter of a person not discussing with their partner what they want before hand and the boy assuming too much. I'm not hard to please (despite what many of the commentators seem to think). I also think that if a guy farts, thats okay but to be in the middle of a moment and be dutch ovened is annoying to me. It's also not about the TV being on but having him be distracted by it. Most of the things I talked about are explained more in detail in the captions to the slides. The titles don't give the full meaning of what I meant to say. But I appreciate you reading.
kev says:
Mon, 19th Nov 20121:24 pm
Couldn't have said it better myself!
kev says:
Mon, 19th Nov 20121:33 pm
There really wouldn't be so much negative responses if the title was "10 most annoying things men do in bed TO ME", as the list is really more of a description of what you like/dislike in bed, and based on a small percentage of men that you've slept with. And honestly, if you're going down on a guy and can't tell when he's about to come, you're doing it wrong.
Molly Mahannah says:
Tue, 20th Nov 201212:44 am
Well, actually, usually when putting these types of posts together it comes from a brainstorming session so it’s not just me. But I appreciate your input!
char says:
Wed, 21st Nov 20123:20 am
anal thing hells yes, you can't just go and stick it in there mid thrust. Ouch!
Mimi says:
Fri, 23rd Nov 201211:04 am
That's what I thought too. I absolutely can tell when he's about to, and when he has done so. Maybe the author needs to pay more attention to the cues?
zodmyster says:
Fri, 23rd Nov 20122:01 pm
What is annoying is guessing what your partner likes/dislikes…a lot of women are not comfortable with theit sexuality. A little conversation goes a long way. Sex is something that should be discussed…if can’t talk about probably shouldn’t be doing horizontal tango in the first place. If partners respect each other and themselves there would be less annoyances…just my opinion
Danielle says:
Fri, 23rd Nov 201210:55 pm
Seriously? You think it's a person's obligation to say "I don't want to have anal" before a guy even tries? No it's essentially rape if he puts it in there without asking you or any warning.
mochamadness says:
Sat, 24th Nov 20129:18 pm
I have this problem too. Except, with men that are uncomfortable talking about it.
greg says:
Tue, 27th Nov 201211:10 am
These things sound like isolated incidents that can and will happen if you're with new sexual partners on even a semi-regular basis. They are not things that guys ALWAYS do in the bedroom. Maybe some guys, but not all. And the too much tongue stuff, the spanking stuff, please. Tell him if it's too much. Some women may like a lot of tongue, others, not so much. We can't be expected to know exactly what a woman wants all the time. And seriously, how do you not know if a guy finishes? It's pretty clear when he does.
Howie Felterack says:
Wed, 28th Nov 20123:16 pm
Wow you sound like a slut
j.m. says:
Sun, 2nd Dec 20121:28 am
Your "reward" is making him cum? Seriously, that's just sad. Your "reward" should be enjoyable sex and probably some orgasms of your own. But, then again, if all the guys you sleep with are always doing these things that you don't like, it kind of makes sense that you're not having much fun.
AgirlinMI says:
Mon, 3rd Dec 201212:06 pm
Speaking as a 30+ woman, ladies-grow up
Alex- University of South Carolina says:
Mon, 3rd Dec 20123:24 pm
No slut shaming, please. If you can't handle an honest, open discussion about sex then you've got some work to do on yourself.
Molly - UNL says:
Mon, 3rd Dec 20125:02 pm
I love you.
Offended says:
Tue, 4th Dec 20128:32 pm
Who the hell wrote this?
Molly Mahannah says:
Tue, 4th Dec 20128:42 pm
There’s a little picture where you can click on the author, actually.
jillacapela says:
Thu, 6th Dec 201211:29 am
9/10 I agree! Some of us girls are mad picky and we demand a lot but only us who have standards and expectations! Dont be mad you guys she's right lol just read and learn its not about u its about us. U are just fine hand pleasing yourself……. so like sure u know anything about enjoyable sex
Molly - UNL says:
Thu, 6th Dec 20121:04 pm
Thanks! I agree. A lot of it has to do with discussing before hand and being with someone more than once, as well. A lot of these "annoying" things happened on first encounters.
aardvark says:
Mon, 10th Dec 20126:47 am
Sex became so casual, random partners every now and then… sex used to be some value, dividing first better met person from someone really special, that we really want to create something with. Now it doesn't seem to mean much, when I see the way it's being described, talked, commented…. Ech, world – wake up!
Billie Jean says:
Mon, 10th Dec 20121:20 pm
you sound like a slut too
Billie Jean says:
Mon, 10th Dec 20121:22 pm
Do you even speak English? How is that last sentence comprehensible at all?
How about you be picky about the guy before you sleep with him? Then you can avoid whining about what you don't like afterwards.
Molly - UNL says:
Mon, 10th Dec 20121:31 pm
How the hell are you supposed to know what a guy is like in bed before you sleep with them? It's not like you can look at someone and say, "Oh, he's really into all the same stuff as me so clearly the sex will be good." Doesn't really work that way. There is actually no way to deduce someone's sexual prowess by looking at them. If it's not working than you talk with your partner and discuss but I can still find certain behavior annoying.
Billie Jean says:
Mon, 10th Dec 20121:32 pm
It's only must be weird for you. Many here seem to think you are sixteen! I think your 'blog' needs some growing up.
Molly - UNL says:
Mon, 10th Dec 20121:32 pm
If you can't handle an open forum about sex, then maybe you shouldn't be having it.
Molly - UNL says:
Mon, 10th Dec 20121:38 pm
This is the only commenter that said anything about my age. That isn't "many" and it's not just my 'blog'. It's a website for college girls, written by college girls. It's called COLLEGE candy, so obviously that should be enough to know that I'm in college.
Also, on your rant about casual sex? Who said I didn't experience all of these things with one guy, and then work it out later as we were in a relationship. I never once claimed all of these to be random casual encounters and for you to assume that is wrong.
Billie Jean says:
Mon, 10th Dec 20121:41 pm
over time you got heaps of bad sex***
Billie Jean says:
Mon, 10th Dec 20121:46 pm
This isn't an open forum, it was nothing but your whining about bad sex. Maybe you shouldn't be having it until you learn that you can tell when a guy OR girl is about to cum during oral and you do more than just lay there like a log. Idk for sure but a lot of these things you listed come from guys not caring about the sex and just getting bored and trying to get off and get out.
Molly - UNL says:
Mon, 10th Dec 20121:47 pm
1. Asking if it was good – I've had boyfriends ask this because they want to do a good job. That seems respectful.
2. Saying Oops when the condom breaks – My boyfriend of 2 years did this the first time we had sex when the condom broke instead of being helpful.
3. Spanking so loud my roommates heard – same boyfriend and I asked him not to be so loud the next time.
That's thee off of the list all by the same guy as we were just figuring out what we liked sexually together. Secondly, all list like posts are brainstormed with friends, CC editors, and other people that I ask to get an extensive list of things that aren't just specific to me. So no, I haven't had all of these experiences.
Molly - UNL says:
Mon, 10th Dec 20121:51 pm
Well, I believe the option to comment and discuss makes it an open forum. I do more than just lay there like a log, but you wouldn't know because I haven't actually slept with you. I also can tell when a person is about to "cum" however, I'd like to be told it's coming (no pun intended) because it is different with each person. You're right, you don't know for sure, and making assumptions and calling people sluts is nothing but just plain rude. For all you know I've only slept with one guy, and I would say that hardly makes me a slut.
Billie Jean says:
Mon, 10th Dec 20122:00 pm
So 3/10 came from 1 guy and others were just brainstormed.
1. If he has to ask, it was bad. Honestly though, you're right. I've had girls ask this and it is annoying, especially since if they have to ask, it wasn't all that good.
2. You guys were together for 2 years and then had a condom break and he didnt know what to do. PLEASE tell me he didn't just say oops and shrug it off and go to sleep or something. I'm sure you discussed something along the lines of the morning after pill or where you were in your cycle, if not… what a deadbeat.
3. Sounds like you like spanking but were only concerned when roomates were around. The real problem is noise. If it's your place, it's up to you to tell your partner how thin the walls are and if you're concerned about being heard, so there could be some agreement on how freaky things could get.
Either way, you should rename this. 10 Things that a few men who annoyed me or those in my social circle did. Not the "top 10". Unless you get a me a statistically significant # of women reporting for a majority of men.
Molly - UNL says:
Mon, 10th Dec 20122:07 pm
I'm not saying 3/10 came from one guy and the rest were brainstormed but after speaking to multiple people, and actually having guys talk about this article on a national radio syndication and agreeing with the things, yeah I'd say that most people can take this article as something funny – like it was intended- and laugh about the times they remember having bad sex. Even sex with a consistent partner is sometimes lack luster. We weren't together for 2 years when the condom broke, but for 2 years total, and he said oops and tried to make it a joke before I got mad and wanted to discuss options. Then he agreed, but that was his personality, and that might have been an isolated incident, but the other ones I know other girls have experienced because they have told me they can relate and we laugh about it together.
On top of that, it's meant to be joking so an all encompassing title seemed fitting. It's really not my problem if those who are offended in some part by this article could not see the lighthearted manner in which it was meant.
Billie Jean says:
Mon, 10th Dec 20122:25 pm
I've got some joking generalizations:
Top 10 things women do that are annoying:
1. Go crazy when PMSing
2. Have sex with random men to aid their weak self-esteem
3. Endure abusive relationships
4. Complain about bad situations when it is all their fault anyway.
5. Rationalize why being irrational is okay
6. Queef during sex.
7. Think being on top is a special event
8. Get tired from squirting and multiple orgasms before their partner can orgasm.
9. Complain about unrealistic sexual goals for women created by hollywood then fawn over equally made up, photoshopped male celebrities.
10. Leave the kitchen
Billie Jean says:
Mon, 10th Dec 20122:29 pm
I should publish this and get a job as a blogger! American Education money hard at work!
Molly - UNL says:
Mon, 10th Dec 20122:32 pm
lol
djnemec says:
Mon, 10th Dec 20126:45 pm
Newsflash, casual sex isn't a one-way street. Not every woman wants to form a delicate bond with the girl or guy she's sexing up at the bar. Sometimes it's just about trying something new.
There shouldn't need to be any compromise between putting time and effort into a committed relationship and having fun in bed.
Molly - UNL says:
Mon, 10th Dec 20126:50 pm
You are smart and I like what you have to say about things.
guest says:
Mon, 10th Dec 201210:15 pm
Seriously???? Rape?? for trying anal? oh just say no and try to pease each other. Stay away from this type (danielle) and 99.99%+ of the guys will ask first
guest says:
Mon, 10th Dec 201210:24 pm
If you would pay attention to your lover and not yourself so much perhaps they wouldnt
1) watch tv
2) have to tell you when they are cumming
3) teach him/her while the sex is happening in order to make it good
4) being willing to talk about anything sexual. dont let your parner hide things from yo because you wont talk or get the kind of replies this person wrote.
5) I would not like being your man. too negative
6) As a Man, women trust me we want to be your hero. We will try the moves that worked in the past but we realise every women is different. Have fun and say things like "right there" dont stop, I like when you do that, We wont forget
7) Whatever you do, dont be like this writer. Do everything the opposite. Just have fun, Stop demanding. Peace, love and multiples.
Molly - UNL says:
Mon, 10th Dec 201210:29 pm
Well there's that .1% that doesn't ask, and it's quite surprising to have to stop and say "Woah buddy! RED LIGHT!"
Molly - UNL says:
Mon, 10th Dec 201210:31 pm
I never said I wasn't willing to talk about things. You, as well as quite a few of the other commenters, are really keen on twisting my words. These are all incidents that happened a few times to MULTIPLE people, not just me.
I could provide a list from all ex boyfriends, and FWB, and guys I was seeing and they will tell you whatever you want to know about myself in bed. And I can promise you it will be good things. I'm not demanding anything, and I know how to laugh in bed, in fact go read my article "12 amazing things guys do in bed." and maybe retract some of the rude and thoughtless things you said.
guest says:
Mon, 10th Dec 201210:37 pm
you say "irritated" a lot. Perhaps you should have a conversation.
I really think people understand your just 22, but this is really super negative. men are tired of getting beat down by blogs. It really does seam like all women do is complain online. I know it isnt aways true, but you did write this stuff. Perhaps you should try to do a little reading also. Best wishes and enjoy college. But stop complaining about guys..We are SO tired of that
guest says:
Mon, 10th Dec 201210:44 pm
Jill. "its not about u its about us" Avoid this female
" U are just fine hand pleasing yourself" if you think that YOU know nothing about enjoyable sex
We wont be "hand pleasing" for too long.
There are much better thoughtfull women than you. The best enjoyable sex is when each loves pleasing each other. Get out of the entitled woman age and into the loving couple mind set.
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guest says:
Mon, 10th Dec 201210:46 pm
it figures. At 21 you know enough to write with experience. I dislike Male bashing. we try really hard. I am breaking up with you
Molly - UNL says:
Mon, 10th Dec 201210:49 pm
Sigh. Our romance was quick but I will never forget you anonymous guest commenter. I don't know if I'll ever love again.
guest says:
Mon, 10th Dec 201211:06 pm
I agree and no does mean no, but a womans butt is soo sexy especially during sex.
I may not agree withyour writing but if YOU can learn from some of our responses so much the better. I actually read your article in hopes of finding better ways to please or how to do things differently to please her, but it wasnt helpfull at all. I guess it was meant to be a joke. As a man I would love a article on jsut the oppsite of your writing. So, if my girl reads this, write a big positive list, I will definately try them all.
Molly - UNL says:
Mon, 10th Dec 201211:20 pm
I already gotchu boy, I wrote this a few weeks ago. http://collegecandy.com/2012/12/03/the-12-most-am…
John says:
Wed, 12th Dec 201211:48 pm
Your references to quoter's "roid rage" and "gym membership" kind of makes you sound like someone who was quite the jock target in high school. No doubt, those who think like women… ARE women.
Michael says:
Sun, 16th Dec 201211:54 am
Who wrote this garbage? Is the "author" twelve or twenty? If she has been dutch ovened by guy that she has slept with, then she is sleeping with immature teens…not men. If someone has to ask "was it good" then he obviously cannot tell from her reactions and body language. I am not going to waste any more time here…she is clearly sleeping with frat boys or teens and should try finding someone over the age of 21. Grow up you slut and stop whinning.
fmaz says:
Sun, 16th Dec 20121:28 pm
"Asking If It Was Good" is an annoying thing, but then we also see in the list:
"We like knowing that you had a good time, and if you finish and don't tell us we're just kind of confused."
So apparently the author is pretty bad at letting people know if that was good, leave them confused, and then people ask her if it was good.
Why not applying your own rules first ?
rebecakasak says:
Mon, 17th Dec 20125:42 am
Just sleeping off afterwards could be one of the most unpleasant things a man can do to a woman. She would appreciate it more, if you could spend at least half an hour cuddling and talking to her before you both sleep off and if you can stay awake till she sleeps off, she would never accuse you of always sleeping off soon after.
Molly Mahannah says:
Mon, 17th Dec 20129:21 am
When I was “dutch oven-ed” I was 18, so yeah he was a little immature. Also, I’m 21…so do you propose I start sleeping with 40 year old men? I’d like to stick to my age bracket. I’m also not a slut, and you should also probably stop whining. Which has only one “n” by the way. Thanks for reading!
Wendy says:
Wed, 19th Dec 20125:36 pm
Lighten up! She's trying to be helpful AND interesting AND casual as if we're involved in the conversation. Take the advice and let it go!
Molly - UNL says:
Wed, 19th Dec 20125:48 pm
YEAH WENDY!
DetroitBoy says:
Wed, 26th Dec 20126:29 pm
Pretty sure this was written by a pre-teen.
Molly Mahannah says:
Fri, 28th Dec 201211:36 am
I wish you all would stop commenting on my age. I’ve said it repeatedly, and I will say it one final time. I am 21, almost 22. This is a website called COLLEGE Candy, so it would be idiotic to infer that the writers are younger than college students. It’s “life love and style for the COLLEGE girl.” Obviously all the authors are recent college graduates or in college themselves. But thanks for reading.
Hope499 says:
Fri, 28th Dec 20122:06 pm
Really?? Cmon and grow up….your having fun too, go make us a sandwich before we fall alseep is more like it…
Hope499 says:
Fri, 28th Dec 20122:07 pm
Its not advice…its an opnion. thats the problem with the author. You may not like spanking or anal,,,but I know plenty of chicks that do, so grow up.
Molly - UNL says:
Fri, 28th Dec 20124:30 pm
For the 1,000th time. I like spanking, anal is probably great. It's the surprise anal without consent and spanking so loud everyone within a 10 block radius can hear. Please read the captions/explanations before assuming. I also, as I have explained, wrote this article in a light hearted joking manner. It's not me whining or being a bitch, it's me making a joke. So, I mean, maybe I need to grow up, but maybe you need to learn how to laugh at some stuff. Thanks for taking the time to read my article!
eric says:
Wed, 2nd Jan 201312:15 am
So, like, I really like like to so say like too much, so whether you like the article or not, it's like, too bad! Like!
edddd says:
Wed, 2nd Jan 20137:20 am
Bullshit
I agree with hope499 Plenty of chicks ask for spanking and like anal. And the fact that roommates can 'hear you having sex' some girls are noisy like there is no tomoro even with straight sex and dont give a shit abt being heard
ryan says:
Sun, 6th Jan 20137:02 pm
I get tht sum stuff is annoyin but if u havea guy watchin tv an talkin ur ear off while havein sex thts just a lack of interest (so ur not doing sumthng right) not everybody disapproves but tryin new thngs ALWAYS sparks it up in bed (for tha most part) havein sex with sumone is a trial an error basis
Matt says:
Sun, 13th Jan 20131:37 pm
Go learn the meaning of rape you spastic.
Kristina says:
Thu, 17th Jan 20134:01 am
Ay, these beezys needa get more kinky and flexible
Surething says:
Fri, 18th Jan 20133:31 pm
This bitch sucks
Unimpressed says:
Mon, 21st Jan 201312:55 am
This article was just awful. I don't think I'll visit collegecandy ever again.
Miguel says:
Thu, 31st Jan 20139:10 am
It's quite funny she wants to know if she pleased him. He has to always tell her that he finished and had a good time. Because it's so fucking confusing if she doesn't know. But he can't ever ask if she had a good time.
Seriously o.0
cass says:
Thu, 7th Feb 201310:33 pm
""If you stop sexing me up to ask me how my day at work was, I will be irritated.""
hes trying to get his mind off orgasm.. kinda like thinking of baseball..
farting during oral earns the guy a BITE.
no..most of us dont have roommates…and i didnt give a crap when i did have roommates and they heard me.
this article is crap and seems like it was written by a 15 year old
Molly Mahannah says:
Thu, 7th Feb 201311:53 pm
Most of you don’t have roommates? I don’t know a single one of my college friends that don’t have a roommate. We can’t afford to live on our own right now. If they hear me it’s fine, but the least we could do is be respectful to them and try and keep it down. Loud sex noises is not that.
John says:
Sun, 17th Feb 20133:00 pm
is writing tha really faster than writing the? moron
Michael says:
Wed, 20th Feb 20133:08 pm
I seriously doubt that any man would intentionally fart while having sex, we are animals after all and sometimes people get gas. You act as if women don't fart. "Not telling us that they finished?" You think that might be because women make such a big deal out of guys not lasting long? And if you can't see that they've finished in their face/body you're doing something wrong.
Jos says:
Sat, 23rd Feb 201311:11 pm
Ladies if your man rather talk sex then do it with YOU then theirs either something physically unattractive about you or hedoesn't want to get in that same one position you've done thousands of times and would rather play with himself then you just like he's licking you to much just so you won't try to get on him later. If he's asking if its good he's saying that's as good as you deserve for what little pleasure you give me so either step up your game or be ready to be as disappointed as me in bed. It sounds like the reason you have such a horrible time with men is because they have a worse time with you
Jos says:
Sun, 24th Feb 201312:13 am
Wow wat little sex life this girl has is pathetic. If your boyfriend needs to watch tv while your on top of him you should know from common sense your horrible in bed. If he farts n throws you under blanket maybe its time you cleaned your puss out so he doesn't have to hide its stench with his farts. If you don't like being spanked obviously your into some boring one position missionary sex which is why he's probably trying to shove it up your ass and put your legs behind your head to make some part of that little sex life fun n interesting (guys need some sort of fun). Your right when a condom breaks we should flip saying omg btch the rubber broke were fukd for life…… n maybe just maybe he doesn't tell you he's about to go in your mouth so you don't raise your head and start talking and ruin the whole moment.
unclepaul says:
Sun, 24th Feb 20135:59 pm
Alright guys I think we've all learned do not ever touch Danielle or shel scream rape the word she should have used when she was 12 with her uncle….
YoDaddy says:
Tue, 5th Mar 20139:58 am
Clearly you are getting a lot of rotten dick and ur a prude.
Leiah says:
Thu, 14th Mar 20137:37 pm
The comments here really are a great advert for lesbianism. The phrase "your fault" is the most hurtful thing you can ever say to a member of the opposite sex when they haven't enjoyed a sexual encounter. How about you so-called 'men' look at yourselves – you clicked on a link to see what us girls don't like in bed for a reason – you're insecure about your own techniques. Why not just stop your bitching and take this for what it is – someone's opinion.
Allie says:
Thu, 14th Mar 20137:39 pm
Either you're a virgin or a sex offender with that attitude, bud.
Molly - UNL says:
Thu, 14th Mar 20137:40 pm
Oh my god! Someone finally coming to my aid! People need to learn how to take a joke. Jeez.
Molly - UNL says:
Thu, 14th Mar 20137:41 pm
THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING SANE.
CandyGirl says:
Thu, 14th Mar 20137:43 pm
Slut. What a charmer you are.
annoyed says:
Wed, 20th Mar 20134:20 pm
presently a virgin but you could be my first offence;)
annoyed says:
Wed, 20th Mar 20134:26 pm
Sane and take joke? just like how your man did a dutch oven on you hehe……. stinky American :p
yummy says:
Wed, 20th Mar 20134:31 pm
Your a dyke??? That's HOT!!!!!! Wait your not one of those fatties R U?