Miley Has Shorter Hair, World Poos Pants [Candy Dish]

By Emerald Pellot

Miley has a cut the back and sides of her hair, resulting in a cut that’s about a millimeter shorter. The world proceeds to poo its pants because the tens of thousands of Americans displaced by Hurricane Sandy is not interesting enough news. You know you want to see the pics of her new ‘do.

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