Emma Stone Has A Sex Tape [The Apocalypse]

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Everyday until December 21, 2012 we will count down to the end with a sign of the apocalypse. It’s like that movie The Number 23 (except actually good), once you see the signs – they’re everywhere! 

The first sign of the apocalypse has arrived. A Wiccan source and master of the dark arts has used a confundus spell to confuse Radar into believing Emma Stone has a sex tape – or the Mudblood Emma Stone has confundus’ed us into buying her good girl, down to earth  image. Either way the dark arts are at work today as Radar reports that Emma Stone has a sex tape. The scandalous video was made before Emma became a household name, during her supposed wild days.

Radar reports:

“Emma Stone has a sex tape and that’s a fact,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “She made it long before she started dating Andrew Garfield, and before she really became a household name. She was just young and probably thought nothing would ever come of it.”According to the insider, the tape has not been shopped around…yet.

This could only happen if the world was going to implode within a few weeks. Emma Stone having a sex tape is like Madonna revealing that she is a human being and not a genetically engineered super diva from the planet Kabbalon.

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