Kate Middleton Has Invisible Bangs [The Apocalypse]

November 28, 2012 1:30 pm     Posted in Celebrity, Entertainment, TMZ RSS  Emerald Pellot g+ page


By Emerald Pellot

Everyday until December 21, 2012 we will count down to the end with a sign of the apocalypse. It’s like that movie The Number 23 (except actually good), once you see the signs – they’re everywhere!

The world is pooing its pants because the Queen of Fire and Ice, Kate Middleton, has cut her fringe (the source of all her power) into a side bang. The new haircut is only visible to members of the Volturi. We can only confirm that the message from the nether world is true because we poured salt into the corner of the office yesterday and today it was gone! Are you a member of the Volturi? Can you see the difference?

[Image Via. Socialite / Radar]

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2 Comments on "Kate Middleton Has Invisible Bangs [The Apocalypse]"

  1. homerstyle says:
    Thu, 29th Nov 201210:28 pm 

    I have mixed feelings of the bangs. I'm trying to learn to like them. Kate makes it easy. More research needed.

  2. Tiny says:
    Fri, 30th Nov 201212:17 pm 

    The new haircut is only visible to members of the Volturi. We can only confirm that the message from the nether world is true because we poured salt into the corner of the office yesterday and today it was gone! Are you a member of the Volturi? Can you see the difference?

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