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Katy Perry Stuffs Snorlax-Sized Body Into Spanx [The Apocalypse]

Everyday until December 21, 2012 we will count down to the end with a sign of the apocalypse. It’s like that movie The Number 23 (except actually good), once you see the signs – they’re everywhere!

Katy Perry, Siren of Candy Land, declared that she does not workout, that she simply stuffs her Snorlax-sized body into spanx. She said, “I almost always wear Spanx. I like to say I run on the elliptical for 30 minutes watching CNN, but I don’t do it often enough. So I’m just like, ‘Oh, I guess I’m not fitting into this Lanvin dress for these couple of months.”’ The Siren of Candy Land has exposed her beguiling powers to create enchanted glamours. How else would she appear so slim, toned and womanly when her body’s true form is that of a rotund Pokemon? Perchance her knickers have been hexed?!

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    2. Rebel Wilson's Thigh says:

      This article makes you come off like a total complete jealous bitch, Just because you're a disgusting piece of shit in a dress who probably needs extreme spanx to look 1/4 decent doesnt justify you shitty on someone way hotter and talented than you will ever be. So if she's Snorlax, does that make you a much fatter jynx?

      1. Desteni says:

        Maybe I read it wrong, but I thought she was calling Katy Perry fit and attractive in a roundabout way… Agreeing with Katy's "Snorlax" comment through sarcasm. i.e. "Ohh the skinny, fit girl says she's fat. Obviously she's fat, she just hides it so well in her bikini picture that shows us how obviously toned and blessed with an awesome body she really has." That's how I took it, at least…

      2. Black and Beautiful says:

        She never called herself Snorlax, shut this black woman up!

      3. emeraldgritty says:

        Your absolutely right. These are joke post. The point was that Katy Perry has an amazing bod and if someone as fit as her feels the need to wear spanx then it must be the apocalypse. I mean, Pokemon aren't real, guys, neither is sorcery.

    3. Ronald says:

      How else would she appear so slim, toned and womanly when her body’s true form is that of a rotund Pokemon? Perchance her knickers have been hexed?!

    4. Angel says:

      she has got a real hot body but i like her more for her singing talent.

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