Katy Perry Stuffs Snorlax-Sized Body Into Spanx [The Apocalypse]
Everyday until December 21, 2012 we will count down to the end with a sign of the apocalypse. It’s like that movie The Number 23 (except actually good), once you see the signs – they’re everywhere!
Katy Perry, Siren of Candy Land, declared that she does not workout, that she simply stuffs her Snorlax-sized body into spanx. She said, “I almost always wear Spanx. I like to say I run on the elliptical for 30 minutes watching CNN, but I don’t do it often enough. So I’m just like, ‘Oh, I guess I’m not fitting into this Lanvin dress for these couple of months.”’ The Siren of Candy Land has exposed her beguiling powers to create enchanted glamours. How else would she appear so slim, toned and womanly when her body’s true form is that of a rotund Pokemon? Perchance her knickers have been hexed?!
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