Crystals In Your Vagina, No Thanks! [Candy Dish]

By Emerald Pellot

Why are women sticking crystals in their vaginas? WHY? WHY? Gurl reports that Cosmo (aside from teaching it’s readers how to give the perfect blow job without mouths, hands or feet and a flame thrower – or whatever) that women are getting surgery to have crystals implanted into their vaginas to increase energy. “Aside from just odd stuff like anti-aging treatments for vaginas (no, seriously), pubic hair designs (whatever), pubic wigs (called merkins–uh, wtf) vagina blush (apparently that’s a thing now?), there are also some pretty painful sounding procedures. Cosmo reported that women are getting things implanted in their vaginas to “improve” the texture. Some of these things included crystals to “increase energy.” But is any of that really true? 

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