Miley Cyrus Has Shorter Hair World Poops Pants Again [Candy Dish]

By Emerald Pellot

Miley Cyrus revealed a shorter haircut and the world is throwing Molotov cocktails around because this is big news. How can someone so sweet and so brunette become so blond and fierce-haired, dios mio muchachas, think of the children! She also showed off a little bit of cleavage the way most human breasted performers do, but since it’s Miley and she was once on the Disney channel she is subject to our cultural Peter Pan Syndrome and must remain an eleventeen-year-old forever otherwise she is clearly “damaged” and “corrupting” her “impressionable,” yet ever judgmental and discerning, audience. See the rest of the pics here!

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