NASA Says “No Apocalypse” Must Mean Total Apocalypse [The Apocalypse]

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Everyday until December 21, 2012 we will count down to the end with a sign of the apocalypse. It’s like that movie The Number 23 (except actually good), once you see the signs – they’re everywhere! [These are just jokes, folks!] 

NASA has announced there won’t be the end of the world in spite of the Mayan calendar’s December 21st prediction. Clearly they are only saying this because there will be an apocalypse. Why else would one of the biggest, cosmic-est government agencies waste their time with declaring that “nothing will happen.” They just don’t want you to panic when the poop hits the fan. They released the statement

“For any claims of disaster or dramatic changes in 2012, where is the science? Where is the evidence? There is none, and for all the fictional assertions, whether they are made in books, movies, documentaries or over the Internet, we cannot change that simple fact. There is no credible evidence for any of the assertions made in support of unusual events taking place in December 2012.”

Well, there you have it. Proof! Proof of the apocalypse.

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