As you all probably know from the endless Tweets and status updates on your social media feeds, today is 12/12/12. This won’t happen for another however-many years. I don’t really care. What I do care about is the Olsen twins. They are two flawless human beings that always look fierce in pictures. I can’t remember the last time I heard them speak, I am in too much awe of their bohemian perfection. What I also care about is Christmas – I like free shiz. So why not count down the 12 days of X-mas on 12/12/12 with the Olsens in place of various birds, golden rings and pipers piping? Let’s do it.