Justin Bieber Gets A Sitcom [The Apocalypse]

By Emerald Pellot

Everyday until December 21, 2012 we will count down to the end with a sign of the apocalypse. It’s like that movie The Number 23 (except actually good), once you see the signs – they’re everywhere! [These are just jokes, folks!]

Justin Bieber’s manager Scooter Braun has said that The Biebz is in talks to create a sitcom based on his life before fame. The show will be executive produced by he and The Biebz. According to MTV:

“The untitled show was set up at the network last year and never made it out of development, but has been revived and is under consideration again for the 2013-14 season. The show would be executive produced by Bieber and his manager,Scooter Braun,
 as well as executive producers Matt Wolpert and Ben Nedivi (“Entourage”), who are writing the script. The family show would center on Bieber’s life before he got famous, focusing on his awkward teenage years and his unorthodox family.”

Canadians are so unorthodox. They eat ketchup chips and put hockey players on their currency! Why is this a sign of the apocalypse? Well,  because the only way anyone would green-light a pilot about the least interesting aspect of this celebrity’s life (when he was a regular teenager?) would be because they knew the world was going to end and the show would never air. They’re just throwing him a bone, like, “Yes. This will totally work out. This will totally be on TV. Good job, bro.” Then the Hollywood Big Wigs will fly back to Mount Olympus where they giggle about the impending doom and pat themselves on the back for making Demi-God Bieber feel good before his brain explodes into a thousand butterflies. (Did I mention the Apocalypse, while signifying the end of times, will be quite, scenic and beautiful?)

Will you watch the show? I would at least check it out.

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