Boobypacks: Because Your Breasts Are A Purse [Sugar Binge]

By Emerald Pellot

Do you want to be a human kangaroo? Do you hate carrying stuff in purses or hands? Are you the kind of girl that keeps her money between her boobs when she is hopping over to the grocery store (like me)? Boobypacks might be for you. Or maybe it’s just for athletic women (not me)? The Huffington Post knows what’s up, “The sports bra-like contraption features zippered pockets on the sides where you can tuck your phone, credit cards, money and the like (gum! receipts! broken pen caps!). It’s also waterproof, so you don’t have to fret about sweating your way to a broken iPhone.”

• After the most recent shooting the NRA got 8,000 new members. Ugh. 

•  There is Honey Boo Boo porn now. 

“The Anal Adventures of Honey Poo Poo XXX will be produced by X-Play, the company behind big porn parody “sitcums” like Not the Cosbys XXX, Not the Bradys XXX, and Not Three’s Company XXX (all links NSFW). The announcement was made after it was reported earlier this week that “redneck-themed porn” has tripled in the past year.”

• The new Gatsby trailer is underwhelming to say the least.

• Kristen Stewart gives another booooooOOOOOooooooring interview.

• Why won’t we talk about how guns relate to masculinity?