Jessica Simpson Lost Baby Weight, Um, OK [Candy Dish]
Our obsession with women’s bodies really takes the cake when we start focusing on how long it takes a woman, who has ejected a living thing from her hoo-haa, to drop her baby weight. Jessica has lost 50 pounds and this is supposed be a big accomplishment (and it is in a certain sense – losing weight involves discipline) nevertheless I do not know why I am supposed to care about this women’s body especially when she hasn’t really been culturally relevant since the early ’00s. You can see her new Weight Watchers ad here.
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