10 Reasons You Weren’t Invited To The Party

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Well… this is… awkward. There’s definitely a party. A ton of your friends are definitely invited. It’s definitely a Facebook event and… you’re not on the guest list. December 2012 has a lot of party options. Whether it’s an Ugly Sweater party, a Holiday bash or a New Year’s Eve throw down, it’s just nice to be invited.

Texts will be sent asking “did you get invited to ______’s????” and “attending” guest lists will be stalked on Facebook. You might even consider messaging the Party Thrower In Question, but then change your mind because you’re way too cool for that. Speaking of how cool you are, who wouldn’t invite you to their lame party? You are the Party Starter, as Will Smith so eloquently put it (and seriously, watch the music video, it’s life changing). Well, here are a few possible explanations for your missing invite.

Ariana Romero is a student at Syracuse University. That would probably explain why she once had a load of laundry filled solely with orange tee shirts. Follow her on Twitter @ArianaRomero17 where she mostly talks about Game of Thrones Robb Stark .

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