Karl Lagerfeld Admits: Don’t Nobody NEED Chanel

By Emerald Pellot

Karl Lagerfeld is a douche bag who hates non-thin women, makes fabulous clothes and says whatever the hell he wants. He is a very smart man with some backwards values but this time he hits the nail right on the head.

He told Telegraph, “You spend more for what you really want; some boring things you need: an ugly old car can wait, but if you have a new fashion item it cannot wait. We live on this whole idea. We create a product nobody needs but people want.”

Is it wrong to love how much he knows high fashion is half evil even though he is an active participant in said evil?

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