Haylor Could Be Hitched By 2013 And I Want To Vom

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Taylor Swift and Harry Styles

In a constant effort to upstage the Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson cheating scandal of 2012, Taylor Swift and Harry Styles respective PR teams are doing everything they can to pump up the gossip train. So much to the point that they might get married! After two months! An elusive source (damn sources, always so mysterious!) says, “This [relationship] has gone from zero to 60 in seconds. Harry is totally in love. I can see them getting married in a week, just going for it.”

Um. Excuse me while I go throw up my oatmeal paste tablet since I’m trying the new Anne Hathaway diet. I physically hate this relationship. And people are all OMG LYKE TRUE LUV. Okay, no. T-Swift loves every guy she’s ever dated, like ever. This is her thing: meet, go on a few dates, full-blown relationship, in love, buy house, break up, write album, repeat. Dating for her is kind of the same process as washing her hair.

And Harry Styles settling down at the ripe age of 18 and just-started-going-on-tour-to-become-a-superstar is just ludicrous. He also was putting his direction in some cougars, so I really don’t think Taylor is actually his type. Can we also talk about age for a minute? I don’t think age is really an issue when you’re over like 21. But I want to put this into perspective for you. He’s 18. She’s 23. That’s a college graduate dating a college freshman on the real people scale. Nothing wrong with that, but just you know…think about it.

I just want this madness to stop. I am so sick of these publicity stunts. These situations make me feel cheap, like they think I’m not onto their games. I’m very well aware of what you’re doing, Haylor. The next breakup album isn’t even going to be good because it’s all a lie! You know what though? I kind of hope Taylor does Yoko Ono One Direction.

Do you think Haylor is the real deal? Is it another publicity stunt? Tell us in the comments!

Caitlin is a graduate of the University of Alabama who has an obsession with cupcakes, coffee, and Harry Potter. She always has random fun facts and is now living and adventuring in New York City. Follow her fabulous life @caitlincorsetti. You’re welcome!

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