25 Best Quotes From Toddlers And Tiaras [Gallery]

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We all know and love Honey Boo Boo but the people on Toddlers and Tiaras say such amazing things they could have literally picked any one family to follow and gotten an amazing reality series. Seriously, you give a few bite-sized beauty queens a camera and a microphone and the filters come off. They’ll say just about anything unapologetically and it’s great – getting inside the heads of kids who are a part of one of the weirdest aspects of American culture: pageants. These kiddies have a lot on their mind and they’re not afraid to say they’d rather have pizza than participate in some silly pageant or that they are – sigh - better than everyone else. Check out the 25 best, funniest and shocking quotes from Toddler’s and Tiaras.

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    1. Marilyn says:
      Mon, 7th Jan 201312:43 pm 

      Marilyn Monroe Quotes
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    2. Single & Existing says:
      Mon, 7th Jan 201311:28 pm 

      Reblogged this on Single & Existing and commented:
      This is too cute…

    3. Single & Existing says:
      Mon, 7th Jan 201311:40 pm 

      Reblogged this on Single & Existing and commented:
      This is too cute…

    4. hcg says:
      Thu, 10th Jan 20137:41 am 

      Tremendous. Thank you for posting that. I’ll return to your site to read more and tell my people about you.

    5. Amy says:
      Sun, 20th Jan 20137:30 am 

      Why no MaKenzie Myers? She is hilarious…
      And one picture is from dance moms

    6. Kellie says:
      Wed, 23rd Jan 20139:17 pm 

      Picture number 2 is not from Toddlers and Tiaras, it is from Dance Moms.

    7. LuLu says:
      Sat, 9th Feb 201311:49 am 

      I was gonna say the same thing…

    8. Bender says:
      Tue, 19th Feb 20139:32 am 

      It's as funny as it is depressing…
      AH HAHAHA!

    9. Reed says:
      Sun, 24th Feb 20133:14 am 

      Of course, you save the best for last.

    10. blogc2011 says:
      Tue, 12th Mar 20136:20 pm 

      They’ll say just about anything unapologetically and it’s great – getting inside the heads of kids who are a part of one of the weirdest aspects of American culture: pageants. mays'ange

    11. blogc2011 says:
      Tue, 19th Mar 20136:30 pm 

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    12. willow_kidd says:
      Wed, 20th Mar 20132:10 am 

      14 made me sad.

    13. Catnip says:
      Wed, 20th Mar 20132:24 am 

      The second one is from Dance Moms… is it sad that I know that?

    14. luciferwilliams says:
      Sat, 23rd Mar 20135:42 am 

      These kiddies have a lot on their mind and they’re not afraid to say they’d rather have pizza than participate in some silly pageant or that they are – sigh – better than everyone else. Check out the 25 best, funniest and shocking quotes from Toddler’s and Tiaras.catamaran dubrovnik

    15. Penny says:
      Thu, 18th Apr 20136:05 am 

      Number ten. That girl must be awesome!

    16. Jkhjhkjjh Jkhjhkjjh says:
      Fri, 19th Apr 20137:57 pm 

      i feel bad for these kids, most will end up with anorexia/bulimia or drug issues unless their parents start taking care of their self esteem and not their appearance.

      lol btw, Number 20 looks a little like chucky

    17. Prince says:
      Wed, 24th Apr 20133:37 pm 

      Some of the quotes are too god. Specially the one, saying when i took off my glass, i turn into beauty queen.
      Haha, this is a nice collection of amazing quotes.

    18. smith73 says:
      Thu, 25th Apr 20131:50 pm 

      of course… a child's innocence is a genuine comedy of life. I love to follow more blog regarding kids and their unstoppable mouths!!! LOL…

    19. Lacey Williams says:
      Tue, 30th Apr 20139:20 pm 

      #2 = Dance moms… failz

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