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25 Best Quotes From Toddlers And Tiaras [Gallery]

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We all know and love Honey Boo Boo but the people on Toddlers and Tiaras say such amazing things they could have literally picked any one family to follow and gotten an amazing reality series. Seriously, you give a few bite-sized beauty queens a camera and a microphone and the filters come off. They’ll say just about anything unapologetically and it’s great – getting inside the heads of kids who are a part of one of the weirdest aspects of American culture: pageants. These kiddies have a lot on their mind and they’re not afraid to say they’d rather have pizza than participate in some silly pageant or that they are – sigh – better than everyone else. Check out the 25 best, funniest and shocking quotes from Toddler’s and Tiaras.

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    1. Single & Existing says:

      Reblogged this on Single & Existing and commented:
      This is too cute…

    2. Single & Existing says:

      Reblogged this on Single & Existing and commented:
      This is too cute…

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    4. hcg says:

      Tremendous. Thank you for posting that. I’ll return to your site to read more and tell my people about you.

    5. Amy says:

      Why no MaKenzie Myers? She is hilarious…
      And one picture is from dance moms

    6. Kellie says:

      Picture number 2 is not from Toddlers and Tiaras, it is from Dance Moms.

      1. LuLu says:

        I was gonna say the same thing…

    7. Bender says:

      It's as funny as it is depressing…
      AH HAHAHA!

    8. Reed says:

      Of course, you save the best for last.

    9. blogc2011 says:

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    11. willow_kidd says:

      14 made me sad.

    12. Catnip says:

      The second one is from Dance Moms… is it sad that I know that?

    13. luciferwilliams says:

      These kiddies have a lot on their mind and they’re not afraid to say they’d rather have pizza than participate in some silly pageant or that they are – sigh – better than everyone else. Check out the 25 best, funniest and shocking quotes from Toddler’s and Tiaras.catamaran dubrovnik

    14. Penny says:

      Number ten. That girl must be awesome!

    15. i feel bad for these kids, most will end up with anorexia/bulimia or drug issues unless their parents start taking care of their self esteem and not their appearance.

      lol btw, Number 20 looks a little like chucky

    16. Prince says:

      Some of the quotes are too god. Specially the one, saying when i took off my glass, i turn into beauty queen.
      Haha, this is a nice collection of amazing quotes.

    17. smith73 says:

      of course… a child's innocence is a genuine comedy of life. I love to follow more blog regarding kids and their unstoppable mouths!!! LOL…

    18. #2 = Dance moms… failz

    19. psychologist says:

      There are a lot of very sick people pretending to be parents.

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