Earth Has A Twin. We’re Probs The Less Attractive/Likable One.

By Emerald Pellot

NASA has discovered KOI (Kepler Object Interest), Earth’s coy (a har har har) twin sister. She’s 4.3 light years away, 50% bigger and a year is 242 days, so you’ll age much faster when visiting on our sister planet. It orbits it’s own sun far away enough to have human life (probably a different kind of life, though, because you know, evolution.) When we’re done sucking this planet of resources maybe we’ll move there.

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