Hot Dogs are the funniest food in whole history of ever – in my opinion. I remember, at a stadium concert, my brother and I got foot longs. Instead of eating them, we immediately began to whack each other in the head with the hot dogs. I don’t know why they’re such an amusing food. Perhaps it’s because they’re made of random animal parts and preservatives or maybe it’s because they’re phallic. Either way, seeing someone chowing down on a hot dog is pretty freaking funny.