Girl Will Have Sex With Boy If He Gets 1Mil Likes

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This kid was like, “Get at me, girl.” Then the girl was like, “Hells to the no.” Then he was like, “C’mon, boo?” Then she was like, “If you get 1 million likes on Facebook, then you can get it.” That dialogue is real . . . maybe. Anyway, a boy’s crush wouldn’t sleep with him, so she probably sarcastically said that if he gets a million Facebook likes she would. Like any boy desperate to pop his cherry, he took her statement very seriously and has since accumulated over 1.2 million likes. I hope that instead of sleeping with him, she pimp slaps him for being ridiculous, pats him on the back for having gumption, then kindly points him to OKCupid.

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