Justin Timberlake’s New Single Breaks Record [Sugar Binge]

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Justin Timberlake’s extremely mediocre single, “Suit & Tie,” has mad chart history. With it’s debut at No. 14 it has the highest first-week plays of any male pop star in twenty years. What do you think of the song? Did you find it as anti-climatic as we did? It’s not bad, it’s just that the bar was so high after FutureSex/LoveSounds.

• Beyonce performs flawlessly at the Presidential Inauguration. She ripped the earpiece out of her head mid-performance and went rogue. That is what divas do

• This school told a girl she need to get a breast reduction – yes, an invasive and (in this case) superficial surgery – so that she’d stop being a target for bullies. The 13-year-old girl’s mother told Fox News:

“It makes me feel like now you are telling me it’s my fault, it’s God’s fault the way he made her. The lady on the phone said they could transfer my daughter and said her boobs were so large she will always get teased. And the only suggestion she had for me is to have my daughter get a breast reduction.”

 There you have it kiddos, change your appearance otherwise people won’t like you, no, really it’s you’re problem they’re a$$holes. 

• The Postal Service are reuniting – if you’re into that sort of thing.

• A reporter thought legendary NBA star, Bill Russell was Morgan Freeman because . . . 

 

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