Beyonce Lip-Synced, Do You Care? [Sugar Binge]

By Emerald Pellot

Beyonce lip-synced at the Inauguration and Kelly Clarkson did not. It’s odd that Bey chose to use a backing track when she can sing, however technically it was still her singing on the backing track? I’ve seen Britney Spears in concert so it really doesn’t surprise me when pop stars lip-sync. Sure, it’s nice when they don’t and it didn’t really make sense because it’s not as though she was dancing. Bey just stood there, acting as if she was exorcizing a musical demon when in actuality it was just pageantry. Oh, well. What do you think?

“A spokeswoman for the Marine Corp Band said it was standard procedure to record a backing track and Beyoncé decided shortly before her performance to rely on the studio version.”

• So Jane Roe, as in Roe v. Wade, the woman responsible for the landmark case that made abortion legal in the United States is now a born-again Christian, oh yeah, and she’s not a lesbian anymore either. I am pretty sure her life directly reflects the complete state of regression this country has experienced. 

• Taylor Swift is stalking Harry Styles – I mean, she is visiting him in London. 

“There’s talk of a meeting with Harry being on the cards,” the source told the English publication, adding that Taylor “has no obvious reason or promo duties in London this week.” The timing couldn’t be better, the source said, adding, “Harry has just got back from a small tour in Japan with the band, and now has four days off.”

• Amanda Seyfried is starring in a Linda Lovelace biopic. Linda is the pornstar most notable for her work in Deep Throat. 

I don’t know, it looks very much like a movie that will capitalize on the fact that it is about a porn star and is therefore “shocking” because shocking means the studio doesn’t have to include a plot or character development because oral sex scenes are enough to distract you from how bad the script is. Yes, I will watch i t.

• Beyonce has a blog that is basically a Tumblr, except not? Beyhive.

• Here is a GIF of Michelle Obama throwing shade at John Boehner. Look again and you’ll see that Miss Boehner is stealing silverware. SCANDAL.REAL EYES REALIZE REAL LIES